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Taliban mustache

When a girl with braces gives a guy a blowjob, and gets pubes stuck in her braces.
Ew! Look at Hannah! She has such a Taliban mustache!
by Bobonole April 9, 2015
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taliban tickler

Shower sex move where you pick the girl up so she's straddling you, then do a clean and jerk and pop her up on your shoulders so you're giving her a backwards shoulder ride in the shower. All this while ensuring the shower head tickles her clit as you feast on her snatch. You will feel like you're being water boarded by a combination of h20 and pussy juice as if you were a member of the Taliban under interrogation at Guantanamo bay.
She wanted to get fucked in the shower, so I picked her up and gave her a Taliban tickler to warm her up.
by CMoney_L July 2, 2014
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Taliban Swordfighting

(VERB)-The action of of two penises simultaniously rubbing together in the same oriface while sodomizing a woman.
In pornography when a chick has two or more penises in her ass and the penises are rubbing together inside. So it gives the feeling of being in Tora Bora fighting the Taliban. Hence the term Taliban Swordfighting.
by Sodomaniacs January 18, 2010
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Taliban Roadrunner

1) Someone who drives like a total asshole.

2) Someone who drives like a Taliban Suicide Bomber on a mission, with no regard for courtesy, safety or for others.
Man, I nearly got taken out in the parking lot by some Taliban Roadrunner who came flying down the lane doing 35mph, and had the nerve to honk at me as he blasted past, swerved and nearly hit some kid. No regrets on his part.
by buggy September 7, 2006
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Taliban Cock

When you jerk off don't have any tissues so you rap your dick with toilet paper, making it look like a member of the Islamic fundamentalist group.
No tissues? I guess I'm gonna have to go with taliban cock again tonight.
by RipCastro1926to2016 November 26, 2016
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Taliban Tunnel

A gay Persian dude. Can accommodate hundreds.
Hundreds of prisoners took the Taliban Tunnel last night.
by Bad Luck May 18, 2011
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taliban turd worshipper

A taliban turd worshipper is your general run of the mill islamic taliban dog feces eating terrorist who frequents the mountains between Pakistan and Afghanistan. These feral dogs are even further down the evolutionary ladder then mosquitos.
The Canadian sniper punched a perfect hole straight through the taliban turd worshippers throat with his .50 calibre rifle laughing with glee as the taliban turd worshipper chokes on his own blood.
by Islams Defeat December 29, 2008
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