Cock Swindler

N. A person guilty of swindling cocks, resulting in undesired sexual attention (usually after intercourse). A rare accusation, but feasible depending on the gender of the people arguing the matter. Ex. A gay couple: the pitcher may accuse the catcher of "cock swindling", meaning that the catcher stole the pitcher's cock after sex when he didn't want to fuck around.

Garrett, GOD DAMMIT, I'm trying to sleep you cock swindler!

by Bryan !!! July 26, 2006

Spundle

The less obvious word for sperm. The word was derived when cubert was texting quincys girlfriend on his mobile writing that quincy tried to spunk on him i believe his words were "help quincy just spundled on my foot". Using predictive text the word spundled came up instead of spunked. This word is very useful in odd situations,
Teacher: "What are those silly stains by your genitalia area"
You: "Sorry i accidently spundled".
It's probably the most used word in the english dictionary today.

"Yet again quincy turned up to school with spundlings in his hair".
"Bob ate some beetroot and his spundlings turned red when he wambled the next day".
"Yuck his spundlings tasted like cheese".
"Spundle smells funny".
"Spundle makes babies".

by JOSAFOOWIS September 28, 2005

Swindle

The act of stealing one's personal possession in a non-specific manner in an attempt to be humourous.

So i swindled the paper!

by DeMoNiC February 20, 2003

Swindlebug

A person of small fat stature who you will often see on the market selling knock-off dvd's and dodgy electronics.

" Man that ian is such a swindlebug "

by Vladamir Krakanovo January 18, 2008

swuddle

Cuddling while in a pool. (swim + cuddling)

Babe, I can't wait to swuddle in the pool with you later.

by minnesnowtagirl January 19, 2017

Swindleationship

Couples that break up at tax season then get back together when the money is gone.

She always breaks up with him before tax season then when the money gone she comes back to him. Mmmhmm that's what you call a swindleationship.

by RapSic March 4, 2020

Swindleton

A place you live in when you've been swindled

Looks like Louie took a trip to Swindleton.

by Boberthy May 1, 2020