Swotley

A strange creature. Resembles many other strange creatures. Wears Rugby or Cricket Jerseys for upper clothing and jeans for lower. These jeans usually smell. Is a member of the "Elite Cult Against Drugs And Drink". Often seen rummaging around local bakers. An expert in the making and consuming of Stake Beaks. His diet varies but consists of one day of storing chocolate in his system. When enemies are near, he release a strange odour. Victims claim it smells slightly of a mixture of bacon, cheese and shit. His personality is mixed. He composes songs such as 2004's hit track Better Place, from The Whirlwind EP. During 2003 and 2004, he was thrown out of two bands and failed to form many. 2004 became the year he was classified as a monster. He can be seen at many pubs, bakeries and music courses for wash ups. During 1998, he attempted suicide using a paper scissors. The idea being to cut off his finger. His attempts failed and his first transfomration into the monster began. Currently understood to be desperate for a female in his species.

A: Jesus Christ! What is that smell!
B: Oh god! WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY SWOTLEY!

by Rob April 16, 2005

SWOTTIE

he/she who decides the future of a restaurant after stressing out restauranteur

restaurants can run, they can hide, but they cant escape from a SWOTTIE!

by Takadus Ka Paymana January 16, 2012

Swottie

A girl that's a sweetie, but also a thot ❤️
@callmerah_

Awwwww what a swottie! She the type of WIFEY that gives you road top too

by Judey March 28, 2019

SWOTHOPUROTU-OUS

Sir William of the House of Peng Ultimate Ruler of the Universe 2

the "ous" determines the rank of the UROTU as in chemistry and the suffixes -ic and -ous. -ic denotes the lower number and the -ous denotes the higher number.

co-rules the universe with MLSOTHOOUROTU-IC.

rules with ultimate domination and free ice cream for all!!

MLSOTHOOUROTU-IC and SWOTHOPUROTU-OUS passes a decree that silent letters {i.e. "know") are unconstitutional.

by SWOTHOPUROTU-OUS July 16, 2006

SWOTL

slutty whore on the loose

dude that swotl broke out of her cage lets go fuck her

by poopie master 69 December 3, 2010

Swotb

Stupid waste of time bitch the t is silent

Your girl is a straight swotb

by Teddy49 December 22, 2016

swotation

someone who fucks up rotation

just look at them and know if they fuck rotation up they’re a swotation dumbass

by amfp November 18, 2018