geezer shopping

An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.

Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

spot shopping

The intention of going to the store to buy one thing but you look for other things you may want.

I went spot shopping at Wal-Mart the other day and left the store with a cart full of junk.

by Shock Smoove October 23, 2010

sopping wet

A very wet vagina. Occurs naturally when very sexually aroused or when having naughty daydreams.

When she saw my manhood pushing against the zipper of my pants her impure thoughts caused her pussy to become sopping wet.

by slicksal November 1, 2006

swapping spit

French kissing; snogging

We'd park by the lake and just swap spit for hours. Swapping spit is so much fun.

by mandingoe May 24, 2004

outside-edge shopping

Buying food only from the outside edge of the supermarket, where the fresh produce, milk, juice, etc. are displayed, in order to minimize the purchase of packaged products and to maximize eating healthy

He: Your boyfriend's really into ecology these days!
She: Yeah, he's even into outside-edge shopping?
He: Meaning?
She: He only buys stuff that is displayed around the outside edge of the supermarket because he thinks it's ecologically less damaging than the rest of the stuff there -- and better for you.
He: Neat!

by ring-tailed roarer April 27, 2010

Rocket Shopping

To be in need of or in desire of an ace to be shown on the flop, turn, or river. Rocket Shopping may sometimes cause poker players to become oblivious to the other player's hands although other players may be Rocket Shopping as well

Jeff: I've got Ace high
Charlie: Ha! I knew you were rocket shopping! I've got two pair.

by SentryGunOnPlane August 15, 2010

stall shopping

Walking into the bathroom and looking into every single stall before determining which one is of the highest quality for your dump-taking.

Mindy: You took an awful long time in the bathroom!
Kate: Yeah, it was a mess in there. I had to do some serious stall shopping.

by nukid1 November 2, 2010