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Boomer-swooning

When boomers (and other old guys) flood an attractive young lady's social media profile post with sappy and creepy compliments. (Frequently these "men" are incels.... and frequently these "young ladies" aren't even real people)

Comments are frequently full of red hearts, flowers and lame/pathetic emojis. Comments usually sound like "Sexy" "My love" "Marry Me" etc.
That old geezer is boomer-swooning an AI generated image of Megan Fox again. Man those guys are tools.
by Jimboliah007 December 11, 2023
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Swoon

A word that doesn’t really belong in the English vocabulary. If used in communication with other people, severe stress related disorders may arise. The origins of the word Swoon are believed to begin in the early psychiatric institutions of south east Scandinavia
Josh avoids the word swoon at all costs because he knows what could happen if he lets it into his vocabulary. Josh is smart
by Finn Avery June 30, 2019
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prune swoon

That was a prune swoon. Sorry,
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
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Swoon Magnet

When someone is so attractive that they cause people to faint
by Huttie March 16, 2017
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mid-swoon

The reaction that famous people have when meeting Justin Trudeau
Ivanka Trump was caught mid-swoon while meeting oh-so-hot Justin Trudeau
by Fabsound1984 February 26, 2017
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swoon

Making someone love you. Most effective way to use is by making sure to tell the girl that you have 1000 fortnite wins and have a 40 kill game.
I'm gonna swoon her
by WillSoutham December 29, 2018
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SWOON

Swoon is a sad young man he distracts himself with booze,weed,and games he complains about life's problems but does nothing to fix them he falls in love easily because he hasn't had any human contact in a year he often thinks about suicide because he is too tired of life itself he often asks himself "why was I born" but, he still has potential to fix his mistakes and get the fuck out the grave he dug
"oh it's a Swoon"
by horny cripster March 16, 2021
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