by dberto April 3, 2009
Get the Sultan of Swat mug.Completely, utterly, and totally inebriated to the point at which conciousness is a long forgotten sensation. One who is scoatted is unlikely to arise from their shameful slumber regardless of stimuli, be they photography flashes, a wet marker pen to the flesh, or even an early morning visit from the paramedics.
Originates from ancient, Britonic folklore, in which tales are told of a brave warrior, cruelly slain by the evil wizard Tequilladon. The warrior's final words before his unsightly demise were "T'ees it ovah". The warrior's name was Scoatt, and he was scoatted.
See also campbell coma.
Originates from ancient, Britonic folklore, in which tales are told of a brave warrior, cruelly slain by the evil wizard Tequilladon. The warrior's final words before his unsightly demise were "T'ees it ovah". The warrior's name was Scoatt, and he was scoatted.
See also campbell coma.
I plan on getting well and truly scoatted tonight.
He was near enough scoatted after that last vodka and coke.
He was near enough scoatted after that last vodka and coke.
by Alasdair of Geekdom. July 2, 2005
Get the scoatted mug.1. Before I got cable television installed at my old apartment, my soatt and I would pass the time by watching DVDs.
by Phil's The Gap November 28, 2010
Get the soatt mug.A Thot Swat is a type of group on thot patrol but it is more a s c e n d e d. Thot patrol is used to point out people whom need to identify thots, as thot swat goes after the thots themselves. Main twitter is @THOT_SWAT
Citizen: Wow that girl is hot man.
*Thot Patrol normally educates them on why not to, but thot swat goes and tells the thot to begone.
*Thot Patrol normally educates them on why not to, but thot swat goes and tells the thot to begone.
by Thot Swat August 15, 2017
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The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.
The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.
Jane: So what do you like to do for fun, Billy?
Billy: Well I like to...
Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?
*Awkward Silence*
You've been Twat Swated.
Billy: Well I like to...
Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?
*Awkward Silence*
You've been Twat Swated.
by SaraBeez May 18, 2009
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Get the stoat mug.less than a smigden, a very miniscule amount, used to describe small amount of said goods or services. can be used loosley yet must be used with force, a strong word with deep roots back to H.dot and it's representatives abroad
by Chris G. January 23, 2004
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