when a girl sits on someone's face with her vagina and wipes it all over that person's face from forehead to chin and ear to ear.
That guy has syphilis or gonorrhea on his nose because he let that smut give him the Switzerland Mop. So he went back and gave that slore the dolphin.
by Jerz Joker March 25, 2011
Get the Switzerland Mop mug.A small neutral country in central Europe, Switzerland is famous for lots of things, such as banking, chocolate, watches, weed and the Swiss Alps. Switzerland lies between Germany, France, Italy, Austria and Liechtenstein.
There are four official languages: German, French, Italian and Retoroman. These four languages differ slightly from the original languages, and there are many different accents spoken as well.
Though the city of Bern is being used as the capital, officially Switzerland doesn't have a capital. Zürich is the biggest city of Switzerland. Other well-known cities are Basel, Geneva and Lausanne.
There are four official languages: German, French, Italian and Retoroman. These four languages differ slightly from the original languages, and there are many different accents spoken as well.
Though the city of Bern is being used as the capital, officially Switzerland doesn't have a capital. Zürich is the biggest city of Switzerland. Other well-known cities are Basel, Geneva and Lausanne.
Dude, I'm snowboarding in Switzerland!
by Sandros June 14, 2006
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Person 1: 'Edward or Jacob?'
Person 2: 'I'm team Switzerland, you get the best of both worlds.'
Person 1: 'You indecisive noob.'
Person 2: 'I'm team Switzerland, you get the best of both worlds.'
Person 1: 'You indecisive noob.'
by My Cat December 26, 2008
Get the Team Switzerland mug.skizzer: a buzz-word/name/handle referring to pseudo-intellectual references to psychiatric terminology. Root word: schizoid - emotionally detached - feeling out of it, detached, self-reflexively referring to it, but not wanting to pin anybody down about what is going on internally - because other people are too consumed with their own difficulties. Can be a "baiting" word to enable people to make lame half baked statements & to reference their own attention-deficit condition or manner
"Hey, check out the skizzer dude."
"Wasn't he catatonic?"
"You mean he didn't move a muscle for 8 hours?"
"Shut the fuck up."
"Wasn't he catatonic?"
"You mean he didn't move a muscle for 8 hours?"
"Shut the fuck up."
by Mel_Skizzer June 9, 2012
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Get the Switzerland mug.A small land locked country in Central Europe surrounded by epic mountains and a bunch of countries who have done some crazy shit in the past, all of which Switzerland has refused to take part in. Switzerland has relatively high taxes, but because of this the government can afford to let everyone be parents for a couple of years whenever they have a baby, then when that baby is in high school the government pays for him to learn his way around an M-16. This is why nobody has ever had a beef with the Swiss, or if they did they sure kept quiet about it.
"Switzerland has always had a military draft-they have to, because they're surrounded by bastards." -Dr. John C. Freemuth
by YAR! A pirate! February 22, 2011
Get the Switzerland mug.1.To be strongly intoxicated. Most commonly refers to being inebriated from alcohol but can be used to refer to other drug intoxication.
2. To be highly confused or confounded.
Refers to the word "swerve".
2. To be highly confused or confounded.
Refers to the word "swerve".
1. Wow, Fred just drank a 5th of cheap whisky and is now trying to take bong rips. His ass is swizzerved.
2. Man... this quantum physics test has got me swizzerved.
2. Man... this quantum physics test has got me swizzerved.
by Shady Dirt Jack Nugz January 19, 2011
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