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Switzerland

The America of Europe.

Refuses to ruin their beautiful country by joining the European Union.

The white spot in the middle of the map of the European Union.
Switzerland does whatever it wants and doesn't take shit from anybody.

Switzerland has the largest standing army in the world.
by Der_Kaiser June 21, 2010
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So Switzerland

Imagine an arguement between friends, two of your mates are going at each other nine to the dozen except you are stuck in the middle trying to act as a mediator.

Like Switzerland YOU are a neutral country.
Ant told Dave that he wasn't in the band anymore and Mike and Chad were so Switzerland.
by The-Twitching-Peanut September 18, 2005
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slithered

to get fucked up, crunk,or trashed etc
Man, right after I get off work I'm swingin' by the bo.de.ga and pickin' up a fifth a' some Takka an' gettin' slithered.
by andrew May 21, 2004
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Switzerland Mop

when a girl sits on someone's face with her vagina and wipes it all over that person's face from forehead to chin and ear to ear.
That guy has syphilis or gonorrhea on his nose because he let that smut give him the Switzerland Mop. So he went back and gave that slore the dolphin.
by Jerz Joker March 25, 2011
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Switzerland

A small neutral country in central Europe, Switzerland is famous for lots of things, such as banking, chocolate, watches, weed and the Swiss Alps. Switzerland lies between Germany, France, Italy, Austria and Liechtenstein.

There are four official languages: German, French, Italian and Retoroman. These four languages differ slightly from the original languages, and there are many different accents spoken as well.

Though the city of Bern is being used as the capital, officially Switzerland doesn't have a capital. Zürich is the biggest city of Switzerland. Other well-known cities are Basel, Geneva and Lausanne.
Dude, I'm snowboarding in Switzerland!
by Sandros June 14, 2006
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Team Switzerland

Refers to people who can't decide between Edward Cullen and Jacob Black, of the Twilight Saga.
Person 1: 'Edward or Jacob?'
Person 2: 'I'm team Switzerland, you get the best of both worlds.'
Person 1: 'You indecisive noob.'
by My Cat December 26, 2008
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Switzerland

A country that is small and neutral.
“The Swiss are small and neutral.”
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
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