by Mike March 9, 2005
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Similar to a little league coach giving his team fielding practice, except with semen instead of a baseball.
Similar to a little league coach giving his team fielding practice, except with semen instead of a baseball.
"I got totally cum swatted last night"
"Pat's ample ejaculatory power and excellent hand-eye coordination make him a cum swatting master"
"Pat's ample ejaculatory power and excellent hand-eye coordination make him a cum swatting master"
by The_PZA November 2, 2009
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The ability to spit that game, talk to the ladies and make them melt for you like butter. It usually requires such tactics as making crude comments on girls facebook statuses, making odd sexual jokes, and being loud and obnoxious at times. Side effects can include trash cans filled with used condoms and getting on other guys nerves.
This girl girl has a big ole nice ass I would like to slap my dick on, so I better get her facebook and start Spitting that Joseph!
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I may only have a 1 inch penis and and a face that is slathered in muckbut, but im still Spitting that Joseph!
Look at dick cheese over there Spitting that Joseph!
I may only have a 1 inch penis and and a face that is slathered in muckbut, but im still Spitting that Joseph!
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