Sex Switching

It is when you switch tactics during sexual activity.
Can be:
Switching from oral to intercourse
Switching from bottom to top
Switching from rubbing to licking clit
Etc.

I have a real kink for sex switching.
Babe, I know you like sex switching.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

tire switching

Rotating one's tires. A phrase that is much clearer in intent than the original.

"I gotta switch my tires so that they get equal wear over the long run. Then I'm going to rotate them as I drive down the highway."

"I hate tire switching, but it's a good way to save on car upkeep."

by g0dforsaken December 9, 2009

Coat Switching

When two separate couples are having sex and using condoms, the men roll their condoms off themselves and switch condoms with each other.

The porn I was watching was weird enough, then all of a sudden there was a coat switching in the middle of a foursome.

by Twice bitten June 26, 2009

identity switcher/switching

its not real! its made up!!! its a thing people made up to think they are like DID/OSDD systems

me: do you know about identity switcher/switching ?
random: yes i am one! its like a system
me:liar they dont exist

by SceneCore Sustem! May 15, 2021

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS

well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

by HalLloyd July 29, 2021

packet switching

when the man first inserts his penis into the vagina and then quickly removes and plunges it into the anus. The motion is repeated fiercely.

After a stunning performance of packet switching, Tom was completely exhausted and messy.

by disestablishmentarianism November 10, 2008