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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land

I stole this from Bo burnham
Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary
by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019
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swim good

When you are told to 'swim good', it usually means that the engagement ahead of you is going to be tough.

Tracing back the genesis of the phrase, you go back to the days of 1700s slavery in the USA, where it was used between slaves to bless another person. 'Swim good' is most likely an ode to the days when slaves were transported on ships, if you were to jump off, you would have to 'swim good' to make it any close to shore.
I: I'm about to jump into the ocean.
II: Swim good brother.
by saveroom October 17, 2013
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Freedom Swim

When you go waist deep into the ocean to relieve your bladder. You end up urinating on Osama bin Laden's body.
"Hey, buddy. Hold my beer. I'm going for a Freedom Swim."
by t0by ke1th May 26, 2011
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swim team girls

the only chicks hotter than the cheerleader girls...the swim team girls!!!!!!

damn those swim team girls with their tight wet low cut suits and big tits be sexy as hell
"i'd tap that" - any straight guy on swim team girls
by steve92 January 16, 2009
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in the swim

A phrase used in the 1940s or 1950s to refer to fashionable items, places, people, etc. Something that is currently popular or trendy.
Tween: Granny, my friends and I heart the Macarena...it is so totally cool!

Granny: Perhaps hun...in my day, the Charleston & the Jitterbug were in the swim.
by Mudhut May 20, 2005
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You don't get to swim in the pool!

A person who is extremely stupid

Is rooted in the story of my friend's brother who worked at the YMCA, and had to deal with a person who was outraged at the fact that they made him leave the pool early, so that a group of mentally disabled people could swim. A person with down-syndrome was seen pointing at the man and laughing, "You don't get to swim in the pool!!." Now how do you react when A person with Down-syndrome is making fun of YOU?
"I wanted to see what would happen if I tied steaks to my nuts and ran in front of a feral dog."
"You do not get to swim in the pool."
by Lina April 16, 2005
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niggas can't swim

no fathers means no swim, even if all the watermelon and fried chicken in the world are for it.
white man : wanna go to the pool
Nigga : the fuck you know niggas can't swim
White man : even if I get you sum kfc.
Nigga : hell nah i cant swim. no nigga can swim get tf out nigga
by chink fr December 6, 2022
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