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sexy truth-teller

Someone who holds ridiculous opinions that are unpopular for a reason and spews them to anyone who will listen (and many who won't) in a most asinine manner while believing that they are edgy, sexy, and everything cool for doing so AND that they are bravely showing the rest of the world the cold, hard truth.
Sexy Truth-Teller: Women really are lesser beings than men. They're only good for cooking and screwing. If that hurts, too bad. I'm only speaking the truth that most people are too afraid to face.

Person: Wow, you fancy yourself some kind of sexy truth-teller, huh?
by ALovelyPeanut April 25, 2008
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Sexy Vegan

Got famous from Dr. Phil because of antics of singing "I am The Beautiful Vegan Messiah", moonwalking, etc. Also has released music and is running for president. Sexy Vegan is his legal name and he has it tattooed on his face and chest and is known for wearing speedos and carrying a full length mirror.
Sexy Vegan makes his grand entrance on Dr. Phil by raising his hand and singing "I am The Beautiful Vegan Messiah!"
by Iggy Azalea's Butthole August 22, 2018
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Sexy Vegan

Famous Instagram personality, Singer/Songwriter & 2020 Presidential Candidate endorsed by NPR with over a million followers on his instagram @skinnywithabigbutt who garnered national attention through his memorable appearances on Dr PhiL. He released a 28 track acapela album & a 12 track multi genre album. He was born Hansel Marion DeBartolo III in a Chicago, IL suburb and in 2016 moved to West Hollywood, CA, legally changed his name to Sexy Vegan, tatooed the name on his forehead & chest in Skin Candy Vegan tattoo ink & became known for walking the streets wearing nothing but a speedo, socks & shoes all while carrying a full length mirror. Sexy is noted for being the 1st male celebtity famous for having a nice butt that he named ‘Delicious Vegan’ because he cleans so well after he goes with water that his butt has no unpleasant smell & actually tastes heavenly. Sexy has on his website www.skinnywithabigbutt.com a simulation where the viewer dies in his ass.
Sexy Vegan is the 1st male celebrity famous for having a nice butt.
by The Asslady March 3, 2019
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You're my sexy juice taco!

Expression of your love for someone you are sexually attracted to and whom you are with when you don't think you have much longer to live, especially in the face of what appears to be inevitable calamity.

From the Russia Today YouTube video "Tsunami Climbing: Incredible video of ship heading into wave in Japan"
"You're my sexy juice taco!" Mark exclaimed to Helen after one of the engines fell off from the 747 jumbo jet.

lovestruck sexual attraction disaster sexy biatch
by Bowser Bill October 20, 2011
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sexy poop

When your poop is perfect and so good that you need to take a picture.
I had such a sexy poop

I took a picture of my sexy poop and posted it on twitter
by UnicornFam101 April 23, 2018
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Sexy Dorito

When a man has the stature of a god, he has a much wider upper torso than lower torso thereby creating a triangle shape when viewed from the front or back. It often comes paired with the chiseled abs of a Greek God.

When a dorito is held side by side to this godly stature, it is nearly indistinguishable.

By default of being a sexy muscular man and having the body shape of a dorito, the term sexy dorito is coined.
Damn Joe looking like a sexy dorito! I bet chicks are all over you!
by dorito luver 6969 November 4, 2021
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sexyeridan

pretty awesome dude. pretty solid guy. pretty funny. he's a celebrity btw so this shouldn't get taken down.
sexyeridan is the best dude ever
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