sweenyitis

Condition when someone feels the urge to leave work to go out for a smoke at least 20 times per shift. The person will also be lazy, have no consideration for work colleagues and usually be a hindrance. There is no cure for severe sweenyitis but can be cured if caught at a very early stage.

I think I have sweenyitis. I just can't resist standing out in the smokehut and leaving my work colleagues to do all the work.

by Limbodancer November 5, 2018

Swervy

Oral sex on driver causing automobile to swerve.

Women:Do you want a swervy.
Man: Yes I’ll try not to swerve.

by Eyeloveu September 26, 2019

swerly

Putting someone’s head in the toilet and flush

Im gonna give that nigga a swerly for cheating on my girl

by el Chaka November 6, 2021

Swervy7

Swervy is a cool streamer on Twitch with 300+ followers! He streams nearly everyday and currently goes by He/Him, They/Them, Xe/Xyr, and Ze/Zir. Swervy's Twitch chats are known for being super funny and hilarious.

Swervy7 is an epic streamer!

by Swervy7 January 15, 2022

Lil Swervy

A common slang term hydrocodone, often used as a code word during times where secrecy is of upmost importance.
hydro drugs lean pain killers fucked up

"Yo dawg, hit me with a lil swervy before class"-Nigah Z

"nigah i got you, we gettin fucked up"- Nigah D

by THE lil swervy October 23, 2012

Swervy Dick

When urinating and something happens to mess up your aim and you get urine on the walls, curtain, etc.

(Tommy Walks into bathroom)

Tommy: Oh god! Paul, what happened?!? There's urine on the walls!

Paul: Oh, right. Sorry, I had swervy dick when I sneezed.

by Duece Gordon January 26, 2011

Sweeny

When a male gets hit so hard in the testicles by someone else's hand that they are in pain for next few days.

Man 1: *Slaps man 2*
Man 2: *Delivers sweeny to man 1*
Man 1: *dies*
Man 2: "rofl pwned!:

by Assassin Mr X December 17, 2007