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sweenyitis 

Condition when someone feels the urge to leave work to go out for a smoke at least 20 times per shift. The person will also be lazy, have no consideration for work colleagues and usually be a hindrance. There is no cure for severe sweenyitis but can be cured if caught at a very early stage.
I think I have sweenyitis. I just can't resist standing out in the smokehut and leaving my work colleagues to do all the work.
sweenyitis by Limbodancer November 5, 2018
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Sweetitis 

Sweetitis is a STS (Sexually Transmitted Sweetness) that you can give to whoever you want and they will for always think you're sweet.
Joe injected his new friend David with Sweetitis, because he is such a charmer!
Sweetitis by SuperD_2 October 16, 2008
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