sweenyitis 

Condition when someone feels the urge to leave work to go out for a smoke at least 20 times per shift. The person will also be lazy, have no consideration for work colleagues and usually be a hindrance. There is no cure for severe sweenyitis but can be cured if caught at a very early stage.

I think I have sweenyitis. I just can't resist standing out in the smokehut and leaving my work colleagues to do all the work.

sweenyitis by Limbodancer November 5, 2018

Sweetitis 

Sweetitis is a STS (Sexually Transmitted Sweetness) that you can give to whoever you want and they will for always think you're sweet.

Joe injected his new friend David with Sweetitis, because he is such a charmer!

Sweetitis by SuperD_2 October 16, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004