by el Chaka November 6, 2021
Get the swerly mug.A swegle is a dangerous and rare sexual position involving a carrot shaving cream and a spanish speaking midget whore, when done correctly and to full orgasm it is known as the "benjamin swegle"
"oh my god, did she just get the benjamin swegle? thats illegal in this county..and i was going to eat that carrot!"
by precisionpcx January 1, 2012
Get the Benjamin Swegle mug.(1) "temply pecker is such a fucking sperglord. he needs to calm his tits."
(2) "i faked a relationship and rushed into a real one and am now mad that people are asking me about it. HATE YOU ALL SPERG SMASH"
(2) "i faked a relationship and rushed into a real one and am now mad that people are asking me about it. HATE YOU ALL SPERG SMASH"
by ggbbfb March 14, 2013
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One of the sluttiest girls you have ever known.
This slutty girl does not only want your sperm, she wants to steal all of it with her slutty tactics.
One of the sluttiest girls you have ever known.
This slutty girl does not only want your sperm, she wants to steal all of it with her slutty tactics.
Guy 1: Yo I feel a lil light today, fucking slut.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Straight sperglar man.
Guy 2: Holy shit! The sluttiest!
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Straight sperglar man.
Guy 2: Holy shit! The sluttiest!
by DMXWoofWoof June 29, 2011
Get the sperglar mug.When you take a can of paint and cover your dick in it then take a paint brush and shove it into the woman's ass hole then fuck her with your paint covered dick
Dave: Yo last night me and my girlfriend had an awesome time doing the Smergle on the other hand cleaning up was a bitch
by Pokemon fetish dude June 10, 2011
Get the Smergle mug.Someone who states true facts to try and reveal the problems with things. While others dislike that the truth may reveal the downside and raise issues that aren't being addressed. While others don't like to hear about the problems and call this person a sperglord.
Person A: Too many people play World of Warcraft. Over 12 million I believe.
World of Warcraft player: Quit being a sperglord.
World of Warcraft player: Quit being a sperglord.
by jackaljeep October 21, 2010
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