swerger

when two or more swerges merge into a giant swerge

dude, that swerger last night was awesome

by megamind27 December 4, 2010

segered

verb: segered, seger·ing.
1. to be exposed to sonic shit
2. to have ones ears desecrated and raped
3. to be exposed to the inferior trash pawned off as music
4. stuck in a public situation with no escape while Bob Seger’s hits play at an unbearable volume.

i got segered the other day at the record shoppe when some fucktard decided he needed to listen to three different live albums to find the one with the right version of "we've got tonight." if it wasn't for the vodka and valium i might have killed him.

by luvtonez July 26, 2014

sweerio

A die-hard fan of Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran.

She 's a stan of both Taylor and Ed. She's a sweerio

by swiftie.rep13 October 29, 2017

swagerdragon

A human being that possesses such an amount of swag everybody around them is jealous and wishes to become one.

"Hey, did you see that Josh guy?"
"Yeah, he's a total swagerdragon"

by Zoruaa May 24, 2018

Bob Seger

A very popular singer-songwriter who became quite famous in the 70's and 80's.

Birth Name: Robert Clark Seger (Pronounced "See-Grr")
Born: May 6, 1945
Current Status: Living

Bob Seger has many great songs, including "Turn The Page," "Like A Rock," "Night Moves (arguably his signature song)," "Mainstreet," "Shame On The Moon," "Old Time Rock'n'Roll," "You'll Accomp'ny Me," "Still The Same," "Understanding," "Fire Lake," "Roll Me Away," and "Against The Wind."

Seger's songs are generally of medium length. Even his shortest songs still pass the three minute mark, and some of his longest songs are around six minutes long. However, most of his songs are only "long" because he deliberately drags them out.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021

sweder

A hot sexy boy. Usually has brown hair great body and is super funny, sweder comes off as shy but are the life of the party once you get to know them. Sweders have a massive dick and are great in bed theres always a line of girls waiting. Once hes chosen one he'll never look at another. Sweders are often smart, the big man on campus.

person 1: damn whos that guy
Person 2: thats sweder
person3: holy shit i want to bang him

by Big booty g September 15, 2018

Mr. Swīgert

Mr. Swīgert is some would call a very good person! He watches porn and it’s very fun to chill in his basement while he sticks it in me!

Mr. Swīgert is so sexy! I saw Mr.Swigert in the hall and he was looking thicc as hell!

by Sexy Buddha669 January 30, 2020