Sweert

Sweert is what you say when you’ve found a situation really sweet, but it’s not a common situation, it’s something, well magical. It can’t be something like, “oh shit man you got a new car, “ or “dude, you hit that blond last night?” It’s something more than that, just look at the example.

James was walking in a park when he saw a giraffe with an unusually small neck, so he asked the giraffe, “why is your neck so small?” the giraffe replied “come here son” and so James went up to the giraffe and the giraffe spread its legs and dropped its head clunking James on the head. “ouch” James later told his friends the story and they said it was Sweert.

by Denis Bejtic December 26, 2007

swerdy

A combination of the words sweet and nerdy.

Coined by Diablo Cody on her blog "The Pussy Ranch"

sweet + nerdy = swerdy

by Lia Renee December 29, 2007

Same Sider

When a couple insist on sitting in a restaurant or bar in a booth or table on the same side , when there is a perfectly good other side to use. Most commonly forced by the guy in the relationship that is jealous, insecure and has to keep an eye on anyone that might be looking at his girl. Or a couple that is way overboard into the PDA. The ONLY time that being a Same Sider is acceptable is when the couple is old. Because its cute....

Same Sider

by msraulerson January 20, 2011

Siderail

v. To be impacted by something unexpectedly drastic.

n. Rail on the side of a bed or stairwell

I totally got siderailed after my coworker spilled his Cup-o-Ramen on my desk.
or
Garth Brooks' fans were totally siderailed by that whole Chris Gaines thing.

by Roscoe81 April 25, 2011

swerty

it's an adjective. it can mean any fucking thing you want. it's also fun to type.

your so swerty
thats swerty

by sertyujhnbvgyuil December 15, 2008

Swerm Swiggler

1) A mildly erect penis, caused by the excessive consumption of alcohol

2) A worm-like swiggly cock that is 15% hard

Q: You take her down last night?
A: No man, I had a swerm swiggler

Guy: Oh man, I drank way too much last night. She had to blow me for 20 minutes before my swerm swiggler got hard enough to fuck her

by DermIsTheSwerm March 17, 2009

Swerp

Swerp is everything that is cool or fun or awesome in any way; often applied to music

Dude did you see that last band that played?
Yeah man that was totally swerp!!

by girismyspiritanimal August 6, 2011