Swanson

When you are not enjoying a blow job, usually because of the excess use of teeth and you proceed to finish off on the person's face.

Gwen was totally using too much teeth last night so I swansoned the shit out of her!

by 8==========DD October 18, 2011

swanson

Slang for a man's penis. Possibly only used in Sault Ste. Marie Michigan, possibly Canadian in origin.

My swanson is erect, engorged, and tingling.

by Troy H. August 6, 2006

Swansong Marathon

The act of pure adult rated rock n' roll madness for long extended periods of time.

The venue last night was pure Swansong Marathon.

by Clive "The Awesome" October 9, 2005

Swanson's Doomp

A fat dip of smokeless tobacco, any dip >1/3 of the can of deezy.

Yo dawg, I lost my can. Can I bum a Swanson's doomp?

by Vladomir69 November 6, 2012

Chris Swanson

Cringy ass gay redneck, big black dicks lover. That gets rejected by every single girl in school and town and hasnt even got his first kiss. Reason why he became gay and loves to get raped

Lol he got rejected, he is doing a Chris Swanson

by Shadow15254 April 7, 2017

Swanson Appetite

A tall lanky white guy who loves to eat pussy. Swanson
Pussy is his appetite and that is all he craves and will not stop until he's had enough which is most likely never.

Look, he's got a swanson appetite!

by Billl Cosby April 12, 2008

dansby swanson

abby crowder’s future husband, he thinks and talks about her 24/7 and he thinks she is perfect. he’s so happy with her and needs her in his life. if your not abby crowder, just move on.

omg thats abby crowder, dansby swanson is definitely in love with her

by what..ever January 2, 2022