sapetto

A divine person. A semi-god. These people are truly the masters of perfection.

We must obey and serve him hi is sapetto!

by foreignerbyme February 20, 2011

Snape Factor

n. A quality a man (or less commonly woman) is said to have when they are found attractive, but for no obvious or discernible reason. They may not be physically attractive, smart or possess any typical desirable qualities, but are nonetheless alluring. Possession of the Snape Factor is often subjective, and it is rare for two people to agree about it.

The phrase originates from the character Severus Snape, of the ubiquitous Harry Potter series, who is dark, snide and almost ghoulish in appearace, but is considered attractive by many nonetheless. He has the Snape Factor.

Girl A: I don't know why, but he's kind of cute, somehow...

Girl B: Are you crazy? He just chased a squirrel down the street with holy water!

Girl A: Yeah, but-- I don't know, he just has the Snape Factor.

by Reevsie August 20, 2011

Scape Goating

Derived from the noun Scape Goat, Scape Goating is the act of driving the speed limit or at least going with the flow until a car goes flying past you. At this point you pull out of your lane and into his, and use him as a Rabbit. The idea is to maintain a reasonable distance behind the other car and to go slightly slower than him so that he will get caught in any speed trap up ahead and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way. Not only does this work for speeding, but you can also follow him if he is constantly switching lanes, and rest assured that he will also be the one to get the reckless driving ticket, too, in place of you. This works best on highways and interstates, but can really be used on any kind of road with at least 2 lanes in either direction.

Driver in red car: "Man, I think this guy's been Scape Goating off me for the last couple miles. I'm gonna slow down so he passes me."

Passenger in red car: "Ok, he just passed you. Now let's Scape Goat off of him."

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Passenger in red car: "Oh man, we've been Scape Goating off that Hyundai for 10 minutes, but he's exiting."

Driver in red car: "That's ok, we'll just find someone else to Scape Goat."

by Jace555 May 4, 2009

Snape'd

When a friend or trusted ally betrays or kills someone.

See: Snape Kills Dumbledore

1. Oh man, Dumbledore just got snape'd!

2. Dick just got snape'd in the back by Jane!

by The Reaper July 24, 2008

Scape Goat

Person or Persons to lay blame upon when something goes wrong

Daniel: uh oh, I have just deleted a database off the server
Gareth: Quick we need a scape goat!
Daniel: I know lets blame Lee and say he did it.

by DanTMan December 8, 2009

Severus Snape

(Beware of SPOILERS)

The Potions Master at Hogwarts.

Likes: (Defense Against the) Dark Arts, Lily Evans, Potions, Lily Evans, Scaring first-years, and Lily Evans

Dislikes: James Potter, Harry Potter, Voldemort, and a lot of other things...

He's also quite a good runner. Nobody runs faster than "Snape confronted with shampoo."

My name is Severus Snape and I love potions, and Lily, and potions, and Lily.

by Lit. December 26, 2007

Snape Kills Dumbledore

The major event that occurs in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Before many fans were able to finish the book, it was spread all over the internet, and ruined the ending for fans all over.

It is also a fad on ytmnd. Many pages were created with this information, sometimes in humorous ways.

<Dude1> Hey, did you know what Snape kills Dumbledore?
<Dude2> What the hell?! I haven't read it yet!!

<Dude In Car> Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore.
<Girl> Nooooooo! You bitch! YOU BITCH!!!

by Chris337 October 16, 2005