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Swahili Squat Fuck

A sexual act that involves a male and a female. The woman is positioned with her back on the floor and raises her hips and legs in the air so her vagina is parallel with the ceiling. The male then lets out a loud shriek before rushing over to the woman and inserts his penis into her vagina. He then vigorously, and simultaneously, pounds on her vagina like a pair of congo drums. This was first done by horny tribesmen in Swahili centuries ago. However, it was perfected by the Mayans.
Joe: I was feeling kind if diverse last night with Bonnie.

Bob: Ahhhh she gave you the old Swahili Squat Fuck.
by TESTICLETWISTER December 22, 2013
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SwaimLife

a way of hardcore living where you disrespect all people all the time, go to the bar when you get off work until close, then need to call for a ride home, show no interest in anything but drinking and playing games, stands for So Way Lame Life
Man, that cat across the bar is living SwaimLife, they say hes been here drinking since 3 oclock just playing game machine. guess hell have to call the old lady for a ride home. Daggone Joker
by Jeff Dailey May 13, 2008
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Girl: Your cute and all but your just not my type

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