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cunt swab

An effective jab towards a man when he is behaving in an obviously less than masculine manner. This term is far more insulting than "douchebag".
*Disclaimer: Someone really needs to earn this title. No willy-nilly usage, please.
Teddy: "Did you see that shirtless, Italian guy cruising in his convertible Mitsubishi Spyder while blasting Rihanna? What a cunt swab, right?"

Iris: "Absolutely. Textbook definition."
by PistolG September 13, 2014
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cotton swab

when you gradually, but not noticeably stick your finger in a womans ass,while her panties are still on.NOTICE:By gradually and not noticeably,that means, unexpectedly.
When tired of dry humping,gradually but not noticeably,use theCOTTON SWABto awaken the moment.
by Glimpze June 18, 2008
mugGet the cotton swabmug.

swab bag

When a male squats down with shorts and the ball sack makes a buldging underneath him.

Can also mean the act of tea bagging one woman and than placing your sacred ones into another womans mouth.
Example 1:
Guy 1: dude wtf?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: quit squating down to grab that shit, your swab bag is showing.

Example 2:
Yeah bro it was pretty sweet. Those two lovely ladies that I fertilized were such freaks. They let me swab bag them after I came.
by the swabster July 1, 2010
mugGet the swab bagmug.

Snort swab

"Hey, Mate... now that Donald Trump is COVID positive are you finally gonna snort swab yourself?"
by red phillips October 2, 2020
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swab the deck

"Her parents weren't home so she decided to swab the deck."
by confusinomiton September 22, 2008
mugGet the swab the deckmug.

Poon swab

The cleaning of a womans vagina with a Q-tip; Often used as an insult.
Me:Shawn you are such a poonswab.
Shawn:Poon swabby!!
by Jessica & Ashley August 28, 2005
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cock swab

The act of swabbing the cock against many household items and food stuffs to gain revenge.
Hector cock swabbed the Pal supervisor's chicken knees and pizza bagel.
by dirty sanchez July 1, 2003
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