slabbed

If you appear on the television or newspaper, the first person to show you the clipping/article, then saying the word "slabbed" is then owed a slab of beer.

Found a picture of you in Navy News! SLABBED!

by demcros September 7, 2016

anally stabbed myself

When ya playin' with a figit spinner and you accidentally stab yourself with it.

Sorry b0ss I anally stabbed myself

by bitchboy23 June 1, 2017

snabbed

A combination of the two words "snatch" and "nabbed." Pranksters that hide other's things at another location then asking for ransom for its return (as in 'kidnapped.') usually do this. Another term for "snagged."

"After a vacation, he returned to find that his girlfriend had been "snabbed" by his best friend. He proceeds to 'rescue' her from him."

by Tharon M. April 3, 2007

Slabbed

To be hit with a concrete slab.

Oi mate if you keep annoying me you'll get slabbed

by evil2010 June 14, 2010

You stabbed my child

When one bursts into laughter as an inappropriate joke at the early hours of morning, waking up any unfortunate house mates

Just had a "you stabbed my child" moment and my mum came in and blocked me for it

by xomaniac December 2, 2011

Swibbed

The act of making a female totally wanting your dick, and then rejecting her

1)That busted chick wanted Grasso hardcore, good thing he swibbed that ugly bitch.

2) My boys told me she gives absolutley terrible dome, so I swibbed her ass to the curb.

by *Versa* March 23, 2010

stabbed by a bitch

When someone fucking stabbed you with a pen, pencil or other writing tool

Bob: Bruh what happend to you?
Bobby: I just got stabbed by a bitch!
Bob: Man that sucks, haha lol lucking wasn't me.
Bobby: Fuck you

by Super legit username January 25, 2016