Spring Hill, FL

Stretch after stretch of gridded lots and houses, a strip mall every now and then, gas stations, funeral homes, and full of people who are sent here with the notion that they will be living in Florida, the state full of sunshine. There is NOTHING to do here, unless you want to catch the early bird special at one of the restaurants that the plethora of senior citizens dine at, watch movies at the two local theaters, get molested (there are hundreds of pedophiles here), browse a selection of the shittiest stores in the country, or get into a car accident because no one seems to be able to drive even somewhat correctly. Pine Island is also relatively close, however, there has been fecal bacteria contamination in the water, along with alligator sightings. Spring Hill is topographically flat, there is no Hill. Also there is no Spring, the water dried up in a drought many years ago. Those are some common misconceptions. The land is barren and desolate when not covered by a stucco/adobe one story tacky home. Once a person moves to Spring Hill, they are financially trapped to stay for an average of ten years. So if you're thinking 'Why hey, it would be awfully nice to live in Florida, with all that sunshine and the beautiful beaches,' come on down to Spring Hill. You'll fit in just well.

We moved to Spring Hill, FL seven years ago. There really isn't anything to do and there aren't any jobs. We tried to move, but we're trapped here because of the economy.

by Johnathan S. December 13, 2010

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

It is a sentence in german that means you should for fuck sake speak german

Telephone:
Person A: hallo ist da jemand
Person B: Sorry we only speak English could you please repeat that?
Person A: Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

by Kaztv July 15, 2020

Charlie Spring

is a famous book character in heart stopper. he is hot. no explanation

Charlie spring is hot

by maxissupercool April 29, 2022

Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water

Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water is a spring water sourced deep in the Appalachian Mountains of Georgia. Owner And Founder Phillip Hodge also known as Thuggizzle has so many people excited to drink water and recycle. There has never been a water brand to break through the beverage industry with so many people jumping behind the brand in It's early stage. Thuggizzle has proven why Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water will be available in all stores soon.

Did you know that you can buy Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water At 7-Eleven?

by God is everything May 14, 2022

wisconsin cheese spring

when you've beaten your meat last night and haven't taken a shower. The next morning you wake up and have a erection (spring) your dick becomes crusty like dry wisconsin cheese.

dude I had wisconsin cheese spring last night.

by Billy The Fridge October 18, 2018

Mr. Spriggs

A famous barbeque restaurant located at Air Depot Road Midwest City, OK. Best barbeque world wide.

Gimme some of that mmm mmm good meat falls of the bone. Mr. Spriggs barbeque Spriggs barbeque!

by DingerHaim September 2, 2009

Saprina

A beautiful, independent, stunning wonderful and unique woman. Saprina is often mistaken for a Sabrina.

Don't fashion her as a maiden needing saving from the dragon. She is the dragon, and she'll eat you whole.

Saprina is the dabomb.com

by realstofdaillst December 20, 2016