Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

A video game released on the Nintendo Switch, with the words that will forever echo "EVERYONE IS HERE!"
A great game.

Hey did you hear about Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!? It's going to be so good!!

by Aiitsen August 29, 2018

Super Puberty

In extremely rare cases, adolescents are subject to what is known as superiore pubertiscus, or "super puberty." These cases are considered most unfortunate and include such side effects as comically low vocal chords and massive amounts of super pubic hair. In no way is any of the above attractive, and subjects under the effects of super puberty should highly consider locking themselves away forever. "Super Puberty" is in no way treatable, as there is no known cure. But good god is it funny.

Justin Bieber's career will be ruined even more than it is now once he hits super puberty.

by Jacksfans March 27, 2011

Super Gremlin

Someone who gives zero fucks about anything. They do whatever they want, whenever they want, wherever they want!

Conner: "Yo Ethan! Did you do the assignment for Grad School?"
Ethan: "Nah Bro, I am a Super Gremlin, I skipped class and smoked a backwood the size of King Kong's finger with the Professors wife."

by Super Gremlin February 22, 2022

hit that super mario

A dance made by Caleb Reyes and EugeneTheDream

Lyrics from song: Now hit that super Mario lean with a rock and do oh wait swag out to the flow nanae real quick hit that elbow and hit that super Mario

by IT'STHATSWAGMONEYBITCH October 26, 2014

Super Capitalism

A progression of the capitalist system that ensures more people are capitalists; essentially making the business owners and bosses the workers and in other ways ensuring mass profits for all.

Are you a Socialist? No, I’m a Super Capitalist.

Vaush and Chomsky are components of Super Capitalism.

by Ketamoid Yoda January 1, 2021

Super Laser Piss

An attack shot by Eggman in the Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games video to destroy the moon, the reason being that Shadow the Hedgehog has pissed on his wife.

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

by everywalls December 19, 2021

Super-save-a-ho

A person who is well known for his/her attempts to help SAVE a ho from a life of whoreness. Usually the old, creepy guy at a bar, strip-club (or wherever hoes hang) trying to lure the ho with money and promises of a "ho-free" lifestyle. This hardly ever works cause as we all know....You can't turn a HO into a Housewife. Only a HOUSE-HO!

Bill Maher tried dating former video-ho, "Super-head" Kerrine Steffans. After finding out that she won't change, Bill decided to put his days as a "Super-save-a-ho" behind him.

by Worldchamp9 October 15, 2009