Carpet Suit

A Carpet Suit is worn by someone who is routinely late to work. The suit allows them to blend in with the work environment and sneak into their office / cubical unnoticed. This suit allows their arrival at work to go undetected by those that sit near them. A carpet suit wearer will never say "good morning" or start a conversation until near lunch.

Tom - Boy I did not even hear Jim come in...
Steve - Yeah, he must have worn his carpet suit in today!

by CaptainMonkeyPants February 25, 2010

sweetener suites

A discord server based on a singer named Ariane Grobde that is full of TWINKS!

I think my friends would love Sweetener Suites because they are twinks! Twinks are tiring.

by ilovezaynmalik March 11, 2021

211 suit

An outfit consisting of "work-out style" clothes and shoes; often used when committing armed robbery because out running the cops is made easier.

"211" is the LAPD's sign code for armed robbery. Hence the 211 suit.

Yo that dude in line at McDonalds was up to no good in his 211 suit.

by BB1975 May 20, 2004

Clown Suit

In some MMO's the collection of equipment that provides the best stats do not aesthetically match (so called Best in Slot, so while your character may be performing the best that they can with the equipment, they resemble a clown in the mismatched colors and styles of the armor that they're wearing.

With that last piece of shoulder armor that I got, I'm now wearing a clown suit.

by Lord Butterknife April 23, 2011

Zero suit samus

The Metroid Prime star Samus Aran usuals seen wearing the trademark Metroid Bounty Hunter suit, however in certain Metroid games codes can be used to remove Samus' suit showing her in an admitedly hot bikini.

Player 1: Dude did you use the Zero suit samus code?
Player 2: yea, Samus is fucking hot!
Player 1: sweet...

by Raz0rLine May 17, 2008

Suit Wanker

A suit wanker is a member of society who tries to warrant their self-importance by wearing a suit all-day, every day. If their occupation, current situation or event they are attending does not require the wearing a suit and they are wearing said apparel, they can then be classed as a suit wanker, no matter how bad ass they look.

Person 1: Oh, Johnny's slipped again, he's becoming a suit wanker.
Person 2: What a suit wanker.

by Daveclap! March 19, 2012

suit up

1. To get changed from one's present attire into a suit

"Are we going to that party?"
"Of course we are Ted, so suit up!"

by KenF March 14, 2006