Suckster

Suckster is a synonym for Christmas. It is called suckster nowadays because the traditions of the day suck and because the traditions have nothing to do with Jesus.

Jack: So Bob, what are you doing for Suckster this year?
Bob: I'm going to put a meaningless dead fire hazard Suckster tree into my house and heat it and let it get real dry; I'm going to buy Suckster presents I can't afford to give to people who will pretend to like them; I'm putting off until Suckster buying some of the stuff like shirts and socks and underwear that I should have already provided for my family but I'll get double credit if I wait until Suckster; I'm going to visit and eat and drink on Suckster, the coldest day of the year; when my kids bug me for a toy, I just put them off until Suckster so maybe they'll forget about it; Suckster is the only day I attend my Catholic church mASS and while I'm there I'll inspect the priest's side of the confessional booth for pecker tracks.

by pamschel May 3, 2009

suckstrated

The feeling you get from a lack of oral servicing. Lack of blow job. The longing for a blow job. The missing of feeling your member in your lady's loving mouth.

I am feeling so suckstrated right now.

by suckstrated April 24, 2018

Suck start a hoover

Being that good at sucking cock, she can fire up a hoover with only her mouth

Mark “ jesus man, she drained me dry…she could suck start a hoover”

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

sucktast

Description of someone that has achieved a new and ultimate level of sucking, such that there is almost something fantastic about him/her

my buddy such a sucktast at this game, he's the worst but still overcomes me

by shithead number # November 4, 2007

sucktasticamazing

A combination of the words "suck," "fantastic," and "amazing." Something that sucks so much that simply saying that it "sucks" doesn't even begin to cover it, and sucks so horribly that it almost shocks you.

Did you hear the new Lindsay Lohan song? It was sucktasticamazing!

by Pandii June 17, 2008

seckstastic

A gay or lesbian couple are awesome.
People are often jealous of such couples.

That Claire and Lindsey, they are so seckstastic.

by Marie Brown September 24, 2009

stuckstatus

The status of being stuck. Ur in a cloud of smoke not wanting to move, lost in the clouds, smoked too much and got too damn high!!

#1: aye homie let's go
#2: hold up, give me a minute fool
#1: WTF? Whatcha mean hold up...cmon
#2: I'm on stuckstatus....damn homie

by SilliMonsta310 May 20, 2016