Syphilis

A sexually transmitted disease. Usually found from sleeping with dirty women.

Matt Jannsens had sex with some hog (ashley nutting) and contracted Syphilis. Word.

by xB00-RADLEYx September 23, 2009

snyphillis

The common cold when spread through sexual intercourse.

Dude, I didn't wear a mask while having sex with that chick last night...I think I might have got snyphillis.

by brayyyyyyyy March 19, 2010

syphilis

What you know you have when your Wasserman test comes back positive.

I don't need no Wasserman test for syphilis, all I gots is what the doctor says is paresis.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

syphillis

1.A disease carried by blood sucking monsters, a.k.a women,
who disguise themeselves as beautiful desirable beings to ruin a mans life.
2. see succubus

Gabe is such a whore, she fucked around on tommy and now he has syphillis.

by Luke Shambaugh May 14, 2006

airborne syphilis

When your co-worker is such a whore you need a full bio-hazard suit to be able to be in the same room

Co-worker 1: I can't believe she is such a whore
Co-worker 2: She's so full of syphilis I think it's airborne.

....

Girl: What is wrong doctor?

Doctor: You were such a dirty whore you created a new strand of syphilis, I'm afraid you are the cause of airborne syphilis

by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009

mouth syphilis

C0llege 1o1 Definition of MOUTH SYPHILIS: no its not a new STD its the inability to speak in front of friends family & complete strangers. Symptoms: words come out fumbled, jumbled or not at all. And can be past like a verbal STD (no sex required)

Mouth syphilis. when you say: "i swear to drunk i aint." as opposed to "i swear i aint drunk"

by naughtycowgirl February 4, 2010

syphilis

Straight from the Mars Habitat - "Syphilis means gross, rusty, nasty, dirty, or bacteria-ridden."

Ooooohhh — that shower is syphilis!
Not that water! That’s syphilis!

by Tha Pyngwyn July 25, 2003