stub rag

A cloth, sock or t-shirt used to clean off a penis after having intercourse or masturbating.

Tony seen his mother using his stub rag as a pillow, the same he used the night before watching porno.

by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011

stub-j

A stub-j is to receive fellatio from a woman small enough to stand fully while doing the deed.

man, i heard rachel gave sam a wicked stub-j last night!

by booby-c January 11, 2008

stub club

1. An amputee support group
2. An impotence support group

Feeling alone? Inadequate? Join the Stub Club and receive $3000 cash back on the new Hummer H3

by somestupidkid September 13, 2005

Stub-Boner

A boner that will not go away until it is rubbed out. A very stubborn Boner.

"Man I've been having a Stub-Boner all class....... I can't wait too get home and spank this monkey."

by Tobin Rawlins June 18, 2013

Stub Thugs

The actual scalpers trying to dignify and legalize themselves as legit ticket re-sellers via an Internet website.

The show tickets were sold out, so I had to buy them from the Stub Thugs.

by D'Iceman November 27, 2012

Stub hub

A midget dating site.

Hey, I just met this girl on stub hub.

Huh, awesome!

Only problem is that I don't like chicks I can throw more than 4 feet, and I can throw her like 50 feet.

by 360xanaxlord January 4, 2017

STUB ONE'S TOE

the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.

Did you smell Jake this morning? The sumbitch must have "stubbed his toe."

by weave March 27, 2003