Strumming yourself to ecstacy

a funny way of saying having a wank!!

why do you keep strumming yourself to ecstacy you pervert!!

by victor_meldrew June 07, 2010

strumming while doing the plumbing

When you or your girl rub the clit during penetration.

I was giving it to her good and then start strumming while doing the plumbing, that really got her going!

by Flushfacker February 05, 2018

strumming my man banjo

the act of a man masturbating

ohhh dude i was so horny last night but my girls outta town so i had to spend the night strumming my man banjo

by jonbalbach June 30, 2009

Strum the dummy

To slam the ham or beat the meat; to masturbate with one's trouser worm.

Jeffrey is upstairs trying to strum the dummy, while the rest of us are trying to play hide the kielbasa in the family room.

by Unlearned Hand July 24, 2019

Thumb strum

When your index and middle finger get tired while fingering so you use your thumb instead.

Last night I had to give her the good ol'thumb strum

by Kung flue July 19, 2020

Strum

To pursue the act of flicking the ball up over an opponent in a real life game of football in a poorly made 'game' version going by the name of 'FIFA' which was rumoured to have been created by a group of delusional individuals. You can only complete this act if you are a top class skiller and you really want the side-lines attention.

Person: Oh get strummed!

Person: Wow that was a great strum!

by MunchMan123 April 21, 2020

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 12, 2024