Shrek

shrek is god and president of all countries in the entire world. bow to Shrek or you will be imprisoned. you must praise shrek from any picture/video you see of him. You must do an egyption bow. you must support shrek in anything he does and all of his decisions

*sees shrek* OMG SHREEEKKKKK *bows*

by nonameihavenocreativity July 27, 2018

Shrek Cult

The Shrek Cult is an elite organization to support and have endless love for our lord, leader, and king shrek, and all Anti-Shreks will be immediately eaten by one of Shrek’s babies.

“I love Shrek so so much. I’d do anything for that beautiful, green, layered ogre!”
“Oh wow! If you love him that much, you should join the Shrek Cult!”

by grumposarous November 30, 2019

Shrek is Love

Shrek is life.

Dude, i watched shrek is love last night!

It hurt, but I do it for Shrek.

by Shrekk May 13, 2014

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

A religion founded around our great Ogrelord, Shrek. We show our loyalty to him by praying to Shrek every day. It is crucially important that everyone in the religion make a Shrek shrine and pray to it. If not you will be at a shrekoning. A shrekoning is when Shrek comes to your house and kills you with his holy onions. If you pay to Shrek every day, he may call upon you to go to the great onion temple. When your go there, always at night, Shrek will Shrek you along with four others. This is a holy occasion and is held twice a month, on the first Tuesday and the last Thursday.

-Did you pray to Shrek today?
-Crap, I forgot!
-well get ready for your shrekoning, bro.
-oh yeah...
-I guess you'll remember to know that Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

by Shrekthegreat June 14, 2016

Shrek Bongo

A character in the Edweirdo Cinematic Universe, known to be very tough, and intelligent. He is single though, and women hate him.

Hey Shrek Bongo! How are you today?
I am alright I guess

by CallMePhil April 7, 2020

Shrekism

The one and only superior religion where long ago a powerful being named shrek created the universe and about 4.3 billion years ago he created the earth but it was a giant swamp and the only life was plants and ogres and donkeys. eventually some of these ogres evolved to become what is now known as humans and the earth changed too causing swamps to be a lot less common then they used to. Some ogres stayed isolated and did not evolve. the last known ogres seen around 400 years ago but some theories suggest that they have a colony of ogres still thrive on slugs and eyeballs deep under swamps. This theory is highly supported since nobody has seen any evidence of ogre remains so they are likely hiding and waiting to return. Anybody who opposes this belief is a lord farquaad supporter and should be thrown in the lava that surrounds the dragons castle. There are many variations of shrekism but they all revolve around the belief that the all mighty shrek controls everything that exists. Some believe it is possible to summon shrek by tying a donkey to a tree in a swamp surrounded by onions and chanting “what are you doing in my swamp” over and over while playing All star by smash mouth from a CD player that was manufactured in 2001. Many people have tried this but nobody has succeeded in summoning shrek because the conditions have to be absolutely perfect and it is still very difficult.

It was very easy to convert my Christian friend into a shrekist because of how much more sense shrekism makes

by Ur mom's shrek hentai April 21, 2019

Shrek Daddy mac

Created in 2007 by two guys who worked at Great American Cookies in the Altamonte Springs Mall, the Shrek Daddy Mac is created by combining two Double Cheeseburgers and a McChicken in a precise order. You take the first Double Cheeseburger, separate it so it's in 2 halves with a bun, a slice of cheese, and a patty on each half. You then do the same with the other Double Cheeseburger. Then you put the two bottom halves onto each other, the McChicken in the middle bun and all, and then the two top halves on top. If you did it right, you should have a bottom bun, a patty, a slice of cheese, another bottom bun, another patty, another slice of cheese, an entire McChicken, another patty, a top bun, another patty, and one last top bun. And that my friends, is the Shrek Daddy Mac. Enjoy it.

All rights go to Comito and Richie.

"I'm so full. On my break I went upstairs to the food court and bought McDonalds, then I made myself a Shrek Daddy Mac."

by Jace555 May 4, 2009