stressin' the dingle

Spending too much time on the toilet trying to get trivial poo to drop off your ass, when in reality it could be easily wiped off. A major cause of 30 minute craps.

"Dude! Get off the pot, stop stressin' the dingle!"

by Bearded March 6, 2008

Stressay

A stressful essay is a stressay. If there's an essay that is making you really stressed it's a stressay. Stressay's are the worst.

Friend #1: My essay has to be 10000 words long. Ugh! It's going to take forever I don't even know what to write.
Friend #2: Oof! Sounds like a real stressay

by OKURNESSEABJ August 30, 2019

clutching at straws

Out of desparation, the act of reaching or stretching for a solution, no matter how irrational or inconsequential. Literally - a drowning person who, unable to find any substantial floatation immediately at had, attempts to save himself from certain death by grabbing hold of a few stray pieces of straw floating on the water within arm's length.

The Senator from Florida, caught red-handed sending lewd and lascivious text messages to underage male pages, was clutching at straws for an alibi and escape. Alcoholism? Resignation?

by Mark Caruso October 17, 2006

stress shit

When you are stressed over anything important and your body decides now is the perfect time for you to need to take a shit.

Before every test Billy has to take a stress shit before he leaves his house.

by Mike Oxdragon August 19, 2013

expresso your stresso and depresso

when your drinking a coffee and you just need to tell people how much of a downward spiral your life has been

i want you to expresso your stresso and depresso

by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

shotgun straws

when you drink a soda with more than 2 straws. Typically done by overweight people.

Dude, did you see that fatso? he was drinking using shotgun straws!

by roflcoper June 1, 2009

Grasping at straws

Doing and trying anything to resolve a dangerous / bad situation

"I don't know what to do, I'm grasping at straws!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018