Stranger Things

Let Millie Bobby Brown eleven sum the first season up for you.

WARNING: SPOILERS!!

Let's go back to Indiana, circa 1983
Just four boys in the basement chillin', playin' D&D
There was Lucas, there was Willy Will
And Dustin, there was a Mike
But one night, Will goes missing while he’s ridin' on his bike, yikes!
That's when they met me, Elev
I had no hair on my head
I had been so close to dead
Courtesy of Dr. Brenner who's huntin' me twenty-four sev
Joyce was hanging Christmas lights in the web
Started hearing something Willy had said
This could be a message from the beyond
What happened to Barb? She’s just gone in the Upside Down
Hopper's on top of the case
While I'm throwing vans into space
I'm lying down in a tank
Trying my best to find Willy, and Dustin's got pudding for days
Demogorgon's getting all in my way
Blast him to pieces just like a grenade
Will's now at home, coughin' slugs in the sink
What happened to me? I'm in the Upside Down

What about now? The saga continues, tune in to see how
Upside down, what about now?
The saga continues, tune in to see how
All I need is my Eggo waffles, I'm in love with those
What I'm left with when I use my powers is a bloody nose, yeah

Bad news when you see that bloody nose
Yeah, bad news when you see that bloody nose

Ex:

Person 1: Eleven and Mike are my favorite Stranger Things couple!!

Person 2: Nancy and Johnathan are great too!
Person 3: I love Max and Lucas!!

Person 4: Robin and Steve are an iconic duo!!
Person 5: Hopper and Joyce need to get together!!!!

Person 6: Suzie poo and Dusty bun are perfect for each other!!
Erica Sinclair: ENOUGH!!

by girl_of_many_fandoms August 25, 2019

strabel

The act of writing-off a brand new vehicle and crashing into private property through driving under influence. Action is motivated through personal distaste in using public transportation or through financial security from rich parents.

"Dude, this time I won't save your ass while going home from the party.

"Relax, it's not like I was about to strabel or something."

by Teleboy June 25, 2020

phantom stranger

When someone who has recently lost a hand or arm mimicks, or claims to feel, the act of giving himself a stranger.

Since Ron lost his jacking hand in a horrible gardening accident he has caught himself engaging in giving himself a phantom stranger.

by Dizpatso April 21, 2008

"The Stranger"

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep. Once asleep you wack your weasle with said hand

"What are your plans tonight Bill?"
"I've got a hot date with "The Stranger"

by mandrew_thejew March 28, 2008

chocolate stranger

the act of inserting one's own hand deep inside their asshole, sitting down on it until the whole hand becomes numb and then using said hand to masturbate to completion with.

Hey Chris, was it weird when I gave myself that chocolate stranger last night in the living room while you and your girlfriend were watching Grey's Anatomy?

by weezarc May 13, 2010

Clumbsy Stranger

Master Bating with the Non-Dominant hand

Go give yourself a clumbsy stranger

by T-Bart January 6, 2009

The Kenosha Stranger

Having to beat your meat with your off hand because you're a filthy commie and got your bicep blown off by an American hero.

That Grosskreutz commie will have to permanently resort to giving himself The Kenosha Stranger because of 5.56 at muzzle distance.

by Kompress0r September 20, 2020