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John Stones

A fine individual whose defending skills will soon be added to the bible.
John Stones is a better defender than Van Dijk.
by EmSiBiEm January 5, 2021
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pikey stones

A physical man made barrier, usually made of big strategically placed stones at entrances to large fields where a fence is not present. These are used as blockades to deter traveling gypsies and chavs with motor vehicles to uphold the piece of the land.
We can't get through there because someone has placed some pikey stones in the way!
by Wildlife Brambler October 15, 2022
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The Rolling Stones

Formed in 1962, the rolling stones are a rock band that rose to fame during the british invasion. Their sound was a raw and angry alternative to the beatles. Some early songs include satisfaction, under my thumb, paint it black, & get off my cloud.

The stones were seen as a very good band until 1968's beggar's bqanquet. After that album they transformed into the greatest rock band on earth and they released a string of abums that are classics such as let it bleed, sticky fingers, and their magnus opus exile on main st.

Their next few albums while good, were looming in the shadow of exile. That all changed with 1978's Some Girls.
A Fusion of Disco, Punk, and the classic "stones-y" sound, it is one of the most challenging records to date.

In the early 80's they released Emotional Rescue and Tattoo You which produced new stones classics such as start me up and waiting on a freind.

Mick Jagger and Keith Richards relationship began to sour and as a result made some less than stellar albums such as undercover and dirty work. But they pulled it together and put aside their diffrences for their comeback 1989's steel wheels and then launched their biggest tour to date.

They are still together and every tour for them seems to become the most suscessfull tour ever.
The rolling stones are the greatest rock band ever.

You have not lived till you see them live.
by futuramafan December 21, 2010
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Jeph Stones

The form Steph takes on while heavily intoxicated. Activities include drunken hookups, impromptu sing-a-longs to the Dixie Chicks, tripping on sidewalks, sprinting aimlessly, and eating styrofoam plates.
Wow, you were so Jeph Stones last night.
by l.mcg May 24, 2006
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stove up

After branding calves all day I am pretty well stove up.
by Magnum Creek Ranch April 29, 2004
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Killing Two Stones With One Bird

The term is similar to the phrase "Killing Two Birds With One Stone" but instead of simply meaning accomplishment of multiple tasks with one action, it's the accomplishment of multiple IMPOSSIBLE or DIFFICULT tasks.

The phrase was commonly found used in Chuck Norris Jokes.
Bob: I was hungry today so I baked a large pizza. That way I was able to feed myself and my friends.
Joe: Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Leroy: That's nothing. I started a campaign for pizza for the hungry and now I'm getting a free trip to Italy to expand my campaign AND I'm ending world hunger at the same time.
Joe: Now you're just killing two stones with one bird.
by ShadowzI May 12, 2013
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Stokesy

{Stohks-ee}
-verb

1. Vulgar Slang. To masturbate and film yourself on your mobile phone and allow people to send it around college.

Used in conjunction in the phrase
"I just caught someone doing a Stokesy"

2. To make an idiot out of yourself.
"Have you seen this video of Stokesy bashing one off on his mobile phone?"

-Synonyms: Filming a wank, Recording the transfer of love juice from testes to the stomach, to be a dirty skank
by Diego Ricardo Jnr. November 10, 2008
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