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stonk

1) Power
2) Control

Can also be used as a verb - stonked
That guy is full of stonk
by River Dove February 19, 2004
mugGet the stonkmug.

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by EVAVina June 22, 2022
mugGet the stonksmug.

Stonk

A word that used to mean a Comic Relief dance and for some reason now means an erection.
Robert - "Check it out Mike has a stonk on!"
by Robert Graysmith August 27, 2007
mugGet the Stonkmug.

stonking

That Brenda is fuckin' stonking
by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003
mugGet the stonkingmug.

Stonk

Stonk refers to the feeling of arousal, in general. It can be used in place of a general good feeling or amazement.

For example "Man this band gives me stonk".

It can also be used to replace other related terms such as "Hard-On".

For instance "Man, this chick gives me serious stonk-on"
It's almost the end of work, time for pre-freedom anticipation stonk!
by DreadEd209 January 25, 2011
mugGet the Stonkmug.

Stonk

That bitch is a stonk
by Stonkus August 23, 2019
mugGet the Stonkmug.

stonks

A set of man fruits, love spudsbollocksgooliesknackers
he had a set of stonks like a fighters speed ball
by Rudis May 4, 2006
mugGet the stonksmug.

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