stabalise

To stabilise a 'pregnancy' situation using ones fist into a females womb.

Tom was a young man, his girlfriend selfishly got pregnant.

Tom was not happy when Tina packed on the pounds, gained mood swings, lack of sex, grumpy, frumpy, rather lumpy in leather....

Tom waited for Tina to be sick.... When he crept up behind her, removed her panties and stabalised her womb with a blunt toilet brush.

by William-Shakespeare November 4, 2013

Scobalula

A lovely bloke, who is particularly Irish, who can frequently joke around with others, as well as being a very clever man. Some say he could be on Einstein level of intellect.

Jim: YO! You might as well be called Scobalula. Absolute mad lad.

Matt: Ugh, he's acting an ass, he definitely doesn't deserve to be called Scobalula.

by TheGariest October 27, 2018

stuball

A hairy,yet hairless beast that resides in Queens NY. Although often heard yelling and screaming at his computer,he is rarely seen in daylight since he rises quite early to make a living. Also known as stu-bacca, he may be spotted on the East end of Long Island, jet skiing or In florida looking up old ladies dresses.

If you see or know a STUBALL, contact AR

by JAKKED December 24, 2008

Stovall

1. a consistent moocher

2. someone who throws their keys into a tree and cannot retrieve them back

3. one who is called pigeon/condor

4. someone who has a bad hair day everyday

Dude don't be a Stovall...get your own food.

Wow man good job on getting your keys stuck up there like Stovall.

Haha look at that Stovall.

Man your hair looks like Stovall.

by hax pex March 5, 2008

Stuball

5'11"-6' white dude who weighs in at about 204-208 lbs. His friends are his world. Patriotic, but hates politicians. Enjoys eating, sleeping, going to youth group, eating BBQ, calling people DOOSHES, and will beat the crap out of you if you piss him off. He has 5 speeds. 1)Park. 2)Walk. 3)Jog. 4)Run. 5) OH CRAP, you better hope you're more scared of me than I am pissed off at you! He is a nice guy who hates annoying people, and wants Jenny to make him a sandwich. Also, very hungry.

(Random Dude): Who are you, and why are you so weird?
(Me): I'm the Stuball, DOOSH! If you don't like it, then too bad for you. Now go make me a sandwich!

by The Stuball December 17, 2008

stabalise

To remove ones pregnancy with a sharp object, thus stabilising ones situation.

I say, I came home one evening to the news that my beloved wife, Clara, was pregnant. I proceeded to go to the sword case to retrieve the medieval longsword and headed back into the library.

Clara lay there as I stabalised the situation with sword, repeatedly poking her womb. All is well now, but i ruined a bloody good sword.

by DanielMurphy October 7, 2013

strobalicious

a bird so fit youd pull yourself off over her shite

johnnys sister was so strobalicious he led the lads smell her knickers

by macky October 21, 2004