stir the soup

Or stirring the soup, is a term used for female masturbation.

I think she's in there stirring the soup, again.

I like to watch her stir the soup.

She even made me stir her soup.

by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004

Stir the paint

To have sex with a woman on the rag.

My girl likes all kinds of things, But she won't ever let me.. stir the paint..

by The Shaman witcher July 14, 2016

Stirring Porridge

making love to a woman who has had several gentlemen precede you into the said woman leaving their ejaculate inside the said woman, her pussy being full cum, hence porridge!

i don't know what fash is up to, but if he gets into pd he'll definitely be stirring porridge on a grand scale.
bagging up is required at the very least!

by davethejag February 22, 2009

Shit Stir

Meaning to cause trouble, disagreeing with someone, causing an argument.

Someone who likes to cause trouble, stir up arguments.

These problems would have been easily solved, but Sarah goes and shit stirs and makes a mountain out of a mole hill.

by The English Person October 6, 2008

stirring ass

The second step in preparing an ass to be eaten properly.

After putting the desired ingredients into a bowl, you must partake in stirring ass to ensure all the ingredients are mixed evenly.

by BlameTheJews June 17, 2016

Stir shit

The act of saying things about other people that could have heavy implications if they were true, but which however you can't prove

Boris to Francesca: Hey fran you spent a very long time in the meeting with jeremy today. What were you doing in the room
Francesca to Boris: Shut up Boris don't stir shit, you know i have a bf

by Marakesh October 3, 2006

stir the tanks

Performing a routine action with no expected ill effects that inadvertently causes ill effects due to compounding or unforeseen factors. A reference to the Apollo 13 mission when ground controllers asked Jack Swigert to "stir the tanks" which caused an explosion.

My turn to deploy? Dammit, guess I'll 'stir the tanks'.

by htpk August 29, 2016