stirring tuna salad

the act of giving a girl pleasure with your hands.

i was stirring tuna salad with her in 6th period.

by kalcua November 10, 2011

stirring vanilla

When a man has sex with his partner who has very recently had sex with someone else.

Example:

Friend 1: Your wife was cheating on you?
Friend 2: Worse, I found out later that one time she had sex with her boss at work and then came home and we had sex.
Friend 1: Dude! You were stirring vanilla!

by ryeprotagonist October 3, 2013

stirring the teabag

To use one's scrotal sack to stir another's beverage. (Preferably in an anticlockwise direction).

Also see reading the tea leaves

"Oh mate, you were so drunk last night you 'stirred the teabag' in that chicks drink".

Or

"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"

by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017

Stirring the mustard

Female masturbation resulting in urination.

Sheila left a big yellow stain on the bed after she was stirring the mustard.

by SameKindofStupid November 29, 2018

Stirring the mixing bowl

The specific term for sloppy 5ths+ when each penis that has entered the void has emptied it's seed into that bowl.

Related to the intercourse act "licking the mixing bowl"

Man 1: My dad totally walked in on me and Veronica stirring the mixing bowl last night along with Trent, Forrest, Craig, Jonathan, Nate, and Leon.

Man 2: Aww sick bro!

by Daddy Lips March 26, 2019

Stirring the mayo jar

A term for female masturbation, characterized by the noise made while stirring a jar of mayonnaise.

She just finished stirring the mayo jar. Hopefully she didn't get any in her pants.

by Elysian893 November 24, 2010

stirring the martini

Term for female masturbation or Fingering a woman.

She was stirring the martini, while I listened on the phone.

by Wesley H. December 24, 2008