slipped the fish

The memorable and gross experience of getting a really bad handshake from a limp-wristed person. The handshake feels like trying to grip the head of a dead fish and reflects someone who was never taught to shake hands properly.

The feeling of revulsion : typically persists for at least 30 seconds, recurs every time it is thought about AND especially when one sees "the limpy" again. Its recurring nature casts "the limpy" in a perpetually bad light. The sufferer of the experience sometimes foolishly tries to correct it by retrying the handshake only to get slipped the fish again, making the memory & suffering even worse.

Tyrell: Malik from Accounting just DOES NOT have a firm handshake...

Sally: Yeah I got slipped the fish by that one the first time I met him. Now when I see him I shiver. Yuck. He's a wiener leaner too...

Tyrell: Is he ill ?? or what ?

by joedaprogramma March 10, 2014

stepped on

Drugs that have other additives to falsify the weight. Which results in the drug weighing more. The druggies will believe that the drug is a pure form of the drug and believe they are paying for the weight of the drug however, the sneaky drug dealer has added other substances to increase weight.

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by MrsMcGhee2your January 9, 2013

Slipped

To fuck up, screw up, mess up, fail, or lose at anything and everything. Total and utter failure, to be compared with epic fail. The opposite of being pwned, where slippage is the opposite of pwnage.

Man I slipped, I should have fucked that girl, but I was too drunk and had a blowner.

by MrSlip October 4, 2010

slipped and fell

the excuse that you give at a hospital when you have an object jammed inside your body in an attempt for sexual gratification. it is usually not believable

i slipped and fell on my sharpie and it's stuck in my ass.

by Kaja2 June 24, 2016

My dog stepped on a bee

Used to mock someone when they're playing the victim.

Annie: "Jesus christ jake! Stop with that shit"
Jake: "It's not my fault, you're stressing me out"
Depp: "jesus christ, 'my dog stepped on a bee', shut the fuck up"

by ItsKelpy June 21, 2022

Stripped

1)A person with no ambitions or goals.

2)Actions with out purpose.
3)Equal to a loser, nobody, bumb
4) A thing that is wack or lame

5) past tense for Stripee

Wearing FUBU in 2009 is stripped.

Your stripped. Your a stripee.

by Mr.EfFeXxx August 15, 2009

Slipped one by the Goalie

The act of inpregnating a woman.

I've never been a father... "What you've never slipped one by the goalie?"

by Victor Laslow October 9, 2003