stalkable

A man or woman, who is hot, sexy, and often has random people following him or her around or hiding in their bushes.

I'm going to ask Andrew out because he is totally stalkable.
Most celebrities are dubbed as stalkable.

by Allison Odle November 26, 2007

Cabbage patch silky

When you leave on a perm(hair straightener, ie...soft sheen)too long. And your hair becomes very straight and thin, like the fake silky doll hair of a cabbage patch doll.

HOT like the perm on the back of your neck
Left it in too long
Now ya got Cabbage Patch silky(Thanks to Big Boi of Outkast re: Morris Brown)

by Ol Gurl March 18, 2009

Celery Stalker

A person or hacker who spies on someone through their cell phone.

Yeah my phone has been acting weird, I think that guy I went on a date with might be a celery stalker.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Silk Porpoise

When a male ejaculates so much and hard into a womens mouth that it spews out of her nose like a porpoise coming up for air.

last night I gave this girl a silk porpoise beacuse I had not came in like 6 months

by jp&bn March 29, 2009

Stalker Box

Facebook's newest annoyance. It's the little box above your online friends that tells you every little thing that all of your friends do on facebook.

Jorge: Ernie, i know you jerked off in my bed.
Ernie: How do you know!?
Jorge: Stalker Box......

by Jsantos914 September 21, 2011

stalker

A stalker is someone who knows all about one person, yet the other person knows nothing about them. Stalkers find out their victim's phone number, address, family members' names and ages, etc. They follow them around school, try to listen in on their conversations, check their profile online, and make it their goal to find out as much information about their victim as possible. Stalkers are very creepy.

Jacob: UGH!!! It's that girl again! How does she find me everywhere!?
Brian: Dude, she's definitely a stalker.

by yesiamcrazy November 13, 2011

Roster Stalk

Roster Stalking is useful when attempting to determine the name of a classmate with whom you have never spoken. It is performed by perusing the online roster of a class, and then typing those names into Facebook until you recognize the picture of the person you are trying to find. A useful tool, but can quickly devolve into creeping.

I dunno, better Roster Stalk her.

by smangin ben January 6, 2011