snidget

to stick a turkey baster up a drunk girls ass, with the effect of her feeling super emberassed when she wakes up to find it still in there

don't make me give you the snidget

by kazoo krusher September 22, 2003

Snidget

To stick a turkey baster in a girls rectum after she has passed out from being too drunk.

She passed out at the party, so I had to give her a snidget

by Daddy Slick May 2, 2003

slidget

A person strongly disliked in many ways. This person could have cheated on you, ditched you, called you names, anything you could think of that made you mad. I made this word up myself. Use i, use it properly.

'OMGLOLWTF, shes a total slidget for calling YOU the whore, shes the slidget for sucking off YOUR man!

by alexakaex September 7, 2006

Smidget

A smushed midget- usually used as an insult

Friend 1:OMG, did you see how short she was?

Friend 2: I know right, what a smidget!

by Maddi P November 25, 2011

smidget

A person a little taller than a midget, a smidge over a midget (in fact), but not quite a real person (148cm - 155cm)

Damo - Have you met Malone...the new short stop, he's a midget!
Gavin - Nah Bro, he's taller than that! He's a SMIDGET

by Short Cunt September 20, 2014

Smidget

A person in bare feet, carrying their kicks, whilst walking home from last night's party.

Shotgun sees a drunk girl and tells the driver to ease up:
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!

Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!

Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'

by kiordz August 20, 2009

stidge

A misspelling of the word stooge,but still funny anyway because I say so.
Origin:a blue monkey named fopzinger

"Fopzinger was right. He is a stidge.

by Destiny March 23, 2005