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Beef Stew 

When your shit turns runny and chunky but it get difficult to come out, so you stick you hand up your ass to force it out. Basically your shit looks like chunky campbells canned soup. Wowa woowa Jek sie masz!Β‘Β‘πŸ™‡πŸΏ β™‚οΈπŸ‘¬πŸ§‘ πŸ¦―πŸ§‘ πŸ¦―πŸ§‘ πŸ¦―πŸ«‘πŸ«‘πŸ«‘πŸ«‘πŸ«‘πŸ«‘πŸ«‘πŸ«‘πŸ«‘πŸ«‘πŸ«‘πŸ«‘πŸ«‘βœŠπŸΏβœŠπŸΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦βœŠπŸΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦βœŠπŸΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’πŸ’πŸ¦–πŸ¦–πŸ¦–πŸ¦–πŸ¦–πŸ¦–πŸ¦–πŸ¦–πŸ¦–πŸ¦–πŸ¦–πŸ¦–πŸ¦–πŸ¦–πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ¦–πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ¦–πŸ‘πŸ‘γ‚‰γŸγ‚‰γ‚γ‚„γŸγ‹γ―γŸγͺγŸγ‚„γŸγ‚„γͺたγͺたγͺた
I was on the toilet then I relished I got the beef stew, i was like β€œfuck this isn’t good”.
Beef Stew by Urrrrrrrpoody February 7, 2023
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Beef Stew in my Shoe 

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.
β€œBeef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.
Beef Stew in my Shoe by BB29576 April 21, 2023

naked beef stew 

The act of pulling one’s pants down and deliberately farting on another’s face while they are being restrained
Wesly naked beef stewed Jack last night while he was sleeping!
naked beef stew by Jesly Guesa July 18, 2023

Beef Stew 

The action of ejaculating onto an asshole, then proceeding to lick it while the other person shits.
β€œYo, me and my home boy about to cook up a mean Beef Stew!”
Beef Stew by MGKN December 2, 2024

Beef Stew 

The action of ejaculating onto an asshole and proceeding to lick it while the other person shits.
β€œYo, me and homeboy about to cook up a mean Beef Stew!”
Beef Stew by MGKN December 2, 2024

Beef Stew 

The act of ejaculation in the open wound of a cesarean section.
I’m going to beef stew jimmy’s mom tomorrow!
Beef Stew by Muffle December 13, 2024

Beef Stew 

When someone is taking a shower and you go into the bathroom and take a huge smelly shit. The smell circulates and mixes with the steam thus making a soupy shitty room, in turn making the shower taker gag and sometimes throw up. Also you leave the toilet lid up and don’t flush, so that the smell stays and the shower taker has to fight through the gagging and dry heaving to flush the toilet, making it an utterly amazing experience. Most of the time it’s a nice clumpy diarrhea, resembling a nice hearty can of beef stew!
Hank was taking too long in the shower, so I gave him a beef stew.
Beef Stew by BatFactory788 July 1, 2025