hated stepmom

someone who decides to take other peoples husbands and make them theirs. also forces their new husbands children to like them and put the knife on the right side of the plate.

My step mother Mary woodburn aka mary pellizarri is a hated stepmom!

by stephanie hehehehhe April 2, 2009

Stepford Whore

A female (or male) who is so wrapped up in someone else that they will submit to any sexual deviant act the object of their affection desires; including but not limited to threesomes, swapping, and orgies.

"Can you believe she had a threesome with him last night? She's not even dating him and she's become his Stepford Whore!"

by Kris B. March 26, 2008

stepmonster

A step mother who is a nightmare to the other children. Known to fight for the mother title in many sinister ways. Pouts when the real mother is in contact with the child or grandchildren. Has no concern about how that looks to anyone..kids, grandkids. A total "one-upper" in every breath

Dammit, my stepmonster Lisa wont leave my mother alone. I mean who do she thinks she is, she has never been and will never be a mother to me

by llp1964 April 3, 2009

stepmom

A Stepmom is some bitch your dad marrys that lives in your house. All she does is fuck your dad and eat all your food. She'll sit on her lazy ass all day and not do any housework. Then she'll complain about how she can't get along with you and she'll kick you out of the house to live with your older sister.

I hate my stepmom for kicking me out of my house to live with my older sister.

by You_don't_need_therapy June 14, 2010

Stepover Toehold

A multi purpose term that describes when you put the screwing of a lifetime on you girfriend, wife, or woman you bonded with over tequila shots at the nearby watering hole. This term can apply to a wide variety of sexual moves and teqnuiqes but simply put means you woke up the whole damn trailer park and were the subject of several noise violations called in by your neighbors. Anyone subject to a stepover toehold may feel the need to abstain from sex for the rest of their natural life.

Barfly 1: Hey I heard you went on another date with your girlfriend last night.

Barfly 2: Hell yeah, I had to put the old stepover toehold on her. I heard she's done skipped town I ain't seen her since.

by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009

Stepford Fag

A "stepford fag" is a gay man who wishes to get married, have kids, and live in a more traditional ‘heterosexual’ community.

Some people use the term to refer to gay men they believe are living an imitation heterosexual lifestyle.

First man: "You know Brain Kinney?"

Second man: "Yeah- that wild guy who used to party all night, haven’t seen him around for a while."

First Man: “Not surprising. Heard he’s settled down and got married.”

Second Man: “Never thought he was a stepford fag.”

by Bryan Kent February 23, 2011

Stepmom

I giant bitch who somehow tricked your dad into marrying her or something and

all she does is fuck him loudly or be a bitch. She does nothing around the

house and is usually blonde always hates the real mom and never even makes an effort to connect with the older children. Outsiders think she is nice but all this bitch cares about is money. She also tried to put your dad in a difficult position by threating to break up with him if I don't go live with my mom for a while.

My stepmom (I can't say her name for legal reasons so let's just say.... Arabrab is a skanky slutty money hungry bitch whore.

by Darthcheezeburger November 4, 2014