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Steaming Palmer

A sexual practice used to break in new lesbians. The partner massages the breasts, groin, and buttocks of the prospective convert with a hand wrapped in a steaming towel.
Michelle thought it was bad when they kept staring at her breasts in the bar, but nothing could prepare her for the feeling of her first Steaming Palmer.

Steaming Cleveland 

A misinterpretation of Cleveland Steamer
"Crap on my chest." "Isn't that called a steaming cleveland or something?" "No, thats called a cleveland steamer."
Steaming Cleveland by LeMoNK1NGv2Beta September 25, 2009

Steaming Keyboard 

The act of boiling your computer keyboard and slowly inserting it into your anal prolapse for maximum pleasure, boil the keyboard in Motor Oil
Jeff - Last night i Gave Elliott's Moms A Steaming Keyboard !
Jack - Nice Brother

steaming the broccoli 

A phrase commonly used by black people, to refer to smoking marijuana
Yo Doug, we steaming the broccoli later tonight?

Steaming Muffler 

The art of spreading the vagina and farting in it(preferably after the consumption of beans). Have her hold the fart in while she gives you sloppy head and when your about to ejaculate(cum), put it in her cavity(vaginal) and an ultimate queef will always be the result.
With all the beans I ate today, tonight will be the perfect night to try the steaming muffler with Natalie.
Steaming Muffler by LongDoe September 30, 2011

Steaming Pudding 

This is when you take 2 maybe even 3 packs of pudding depending on how hungry you are, lean back and pour the pudding inside your asshole. Then you let it sit there for about 4-6 minutes so it gets just the right taste(shouldnt shit for a couple of days) and then you let the person who wants it eat it out of your asshole.
Guy: I surprised my girlfriend with "Steaming Pudding" today and she loved it!!!!