Don Seeder

The uploader in a torrent network which is fundamental to maintaining a dutty speed for your download.

when you have a download speed of 600kbps, and then a seeder leaves which gives you a speed of 8kbps. that seeder was the absolute don seeder

by qwerty the dog December 23, 2008

Cole Steber

The person who is always automatically blamed for everything, whether you know a guy named that or not.

teacher- "why did you throw meatloaf at that old lady?"
you- "it was Cole Steber"

by kentuckypimp May 6, 2005

Seder

the longest meal you've ever had to sit through. for the jewish holiday passover. also, contains all your least favorite foods.

want to come over to my house for seder?

by drahcus February 13, 2010

seder plate

During the Passover holiday, the sexual act of simultaneously spitting, flicking boogers, defecating, shaking dandruff, urinating and ejaculating on the bare stomach of your Jewish lover, thus simulating the six traditional items on the Seder Plate. For extra emphasis, the main actor should commence this act by jubilantly shouting “let my people go!” at the point of climax.

I gave my main squeeze Yael a wicked hearty seder plate last night; it took her 3 hours to clean herself.

by Joost De Egressor March 12, 2008

Spedestrian

Slow moving, clumsy, stupid pedestrians. Not fit for sidewalks, bike paths, roads, etc.

(See Sped)

"Omg I can't get around this stupid spedestrian!"

"That Spedestrian forgot his helmet!"

by Hoofy February 11, 2009

spede

1. Pertti "spede" Pasanen (1930-2001) finnish famous humorist, inventor and entertainer.
2. (informal) person who look or act ridiculous or stupid.

Se jätkä on ihan spede
That guy is just clown

by matti March 6, 2005

Stedo

Slow, male person with slightly larger nose and a passion for minimalistic design.

You are such a Stedo...

by anneh239 December 20, 2008