meat stamp

the act of taking a piece of meat and pressing it against someone elses' bare skin. can carry a sexual connotation, but can also be talking about raw meat.

tom meat stamped ben's face while he was sleeping.

by TallPeniz September 30, 2010

Vamp Stamp

Getting a tattoo that somehow relates to and shows your love for vampires.

Person 1- "Nice tattoo..but why fangs?"

Person 2- "I love vampires! Haven't you read Twilight?"

Person 1- "Oh, well then that's a Vamp Stamp for sure."

by fraaaankieeee January 20, 2009

Stamp Bag

Small wax-coated paper baggies measuring 20mm-22mm wide that resemble a tiny lunch paper bag, that single units of heroin are packaged and sold in. They originally got their name because they were used to preserve collectible stamps and coins. They are found as glassine or vellum stamp collectors bags. They retain their name also because the logo or design of the drug "brand" is stamped on them with a solvent ink that does not bleed on wax (typically Stazon). The standard stamp bag contains 0.1 gram of powder heroin. Depending on the geographic area, stamp bags are sold in "bundles" of 10, 12, 14 or 20. Other names for stamp bags are slice, blue bag, nick, star.

"Mary went down the street to cop a few stamp bags."

by Miss_M October 10, 2018

The Steamer

Pertains to and when something out of your own control (or seemingly out of your own control) goes totally wrong and has negative consequences. "The Steamer" loves everyone despite everyone despising "the steamer."

Losing a sports video game at the very last second. Dropping your beer. Getting in a car accident. Pouring your cereal only to find not enough milk. Your girlfriend cheating on you. Steve McNair coming one yard shy of a superbowl victory. All of these are just some examples of "the steamer" and how it ruins our day by loving us.

by MrMaynard September 1, 2008

Steamroller

A weapon used for crushing/killing someone. Most effective when you drop it from mid air during stopped time.

I remember when a vampire dressed like a leprechaun sucked my granddad's blood and tried to flatten me with a Steamroller by dropping it on me from 20 feet in the air and proceeded to punch it while screaming "useless".

by Yee Yee 99 December 30, 2019

Steamed hams

Well, seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Ah, superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
eh.
Oh lee gods! my roast is ruined. But what if.. I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? ho ho ho, delightfully devilish seymour.
SEYMOUR!
Oh, superintendent, I was just, uh stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise, care to join me?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven?
Oh, that isn't smoke, It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams.

Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering haamburgers.
I thought you said we're having steamed clams?
D'oh, no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Yes. It's a.. regional dialect.
From what region?
uhh... Upstate new york.
Really? Well I'm from utica, and I never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.
Oh not in utica, no, It's an albany expression.

I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at krusty burger.
Oh, no, Patented skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
For steamed hams
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye-
You kno-
one thing I should..
Excuse me for one second.
Of course.
Well, that was wonderful, good time was had by all, I'm pooped.

Yes, I should be, GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING TH- to be continued

Steamed Hams Is the best art piece ever done.

by zoetbh July 8, 2018

Let off steam

Get rid of one´s anger in a way that does not harm anyone

Running after work really helps me let off steam. I always feel better afterwards.

by LostAcapulco November 8, 2009