"Hey! Isn't that the guy who was siting behind us on the bus yesterday?"
"Ah, stalkward."
or
"Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"
"No, I don't think so"
"No I do! Oh I know, from social networking site.....oh..stalkward."
"Ah, stalkward."
or
"Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"
"No, I don't think so"
"No I do! Oh I know, from social networking site.....oh..stalkward."
by Miss KTrain March 31, 2009
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"What's he doing on his own?" "Don't worry about him, he's shawkward."
"What's he doing on his own?" "Don't worry about him, he's shawkward."
by Agirlnotaboy March 8, 2013
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Awkward situation when it become obvious to someone else you have been stalking them on social media.
It was totally stalkward when I asked the new girl at work about the party she went to this weekend that I only knew about because I stalked her on facebook.
by crpetemv January 8, 2016
Get the Stalkward mug.When you accidentally double-tap or like a photo on social media that is deep in their catalog because you were stalking their photos online.
Dude, I accidentally double-tapped one on of Katie's photos when I was looking at her IG the other night. So stalkward.
by blackhawk350z August 19, 2017
Get the Stalkward mug.When talking with someone in person, trying not to seem like you know too much about them despite having stalked them on Facebook and knowing details of their life.
by Interius July 16, 2021
Get the Stalkwarding mug.(A combination of shock and awkward) : a state of shock so unnerving that it can initially cause the affected person to not fully comprehend the extreme level of social awkwardness displayed in direct connection to the shocking event.
The delayed realization of the socially awkward aspect of one's actions due to the overwhelming and immediate state of shock they felt as a result of those same actions.
The delayed realization of the socially awkward aspect of one's actions due to the overwhelming and immediate state of shock they felt as a result of those same actions.
Person 1: "hey, did you think it was weird how that dude showed no emotion whatsoever after literally breaking that storefront window with his fists when they kicked him out? How could he not know how awkward that was?"
Person 2: "It was shawkward, bro. It'll hit him once the shock of shattering a huge window pane finally wears off."
P1: "?.....? 'shawkward' is not a word. You just made that up off the cuff. Who do you think - *sharts mid-sentence* - you are, Webster Miriam?"
P2: "??....?? You mean Miriam Webster the dictionary publishing company? Besides, literally every word was made up by someone at some point, right?"
P1: *Pauses with a blank stare* "... I gotta go." *Leaves abruptly*
P2: *Says to self* "Shawkward"
Person 2: "It was shawkward, bro. It'll hit him once the shock of shattering a huge window pane finally wears off."
P1: "?.....? 'shawkward' is not a word. You just made that up off the cuff. Who do you think - *sharts mid-sentence* - you are, Webster Miriam?"
P2: "??....?? You mean Miriam Webster the dictionary publishing company? Besides, literally every word was made up by someone at some point, right?"
P1: *Pauses with a blank stare* "... I gotta go." *Leaves abruptly*
P2: *Says to self* "Shawkward"
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