statute of limitations

The period of time between when your homie stops liking a girl and you can hit on her without breaking the bro code.

Bro 1: You like her, don't you! Bro 2: No I don't, unless of course you don't either, in which case I want to know the statute of limitations *tennis ball nearly misses his head*

by TorturedSoul July 31, 2016

Statutory Rape

Dating or fucking a minor when you are over 18

Kadin will be arrested for statutory rape once he is eighteen because he only screws little boys.

by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016

Statutory rape

Statutory rape is when an adult has sexual contact with a minor. It is illegal because minors can not consent, for the exception of romeo/juliet laws

"Hey Brenda, you hear about Peter being arrested for statutory rape last night, turns out he was having sex with a 14 year old! Its so disgusting..he's in his 40s! Im so glad that statutory rape law exists!"

by Partofme December 5, 2018

Statutory Grape

Legal. A form of vagrancy. Drinking wine in the park and passing out at the base of a statue.

Jack was over-celebrating his promotion and got picked up for statutory grape.

by Cabot Wonder August 9, 2009

Statutory rape

Consensual sex with a child.

If children really couldn't consent, outlawing statutory rape would be redundant to just regular rape laws.

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019

statute of relations

The limit by which one is obligated to help someone due to their relationship.

P1: "my mom's cousin asked me for computer help for her church"
P2: "mom's cousin's church? ...seems like that's outside of the statute of relations to me"
P1: "she's a nun so I can't really tell her off"

by SLeepdepD August 27, 2010

Statutory Rap

A Hip Hop Group originating in Port Hope,Ont Canada. Members include Luke F.O.R.C.E, Coney Funk, Pigg and DJ Spinmart. Known for their double edged lyrics and great live shows.

Damn, Statutory Rap was fuckin sick tonight, much better than whoever played before them.

by Khron Don January 29, 2010