Derived from the term "Belieber", a term for a highly obsessive fan of canadian pop musician Justin Bieber, the state in which one is highly obsessive with any musician, athlete, actor, or celebrity in general.
Guy #1: Ay brah, I just got "OVOXO" tattooed on my back! YOLO!
Guy #2: Dude...seriously...you're on Belieber status when it comes to Drake...Hop off his dick.
Guy #2: Dude...seriously...you're on Belieber status when it comes to Drake...Hop off his dick.
by Cazius Cray February 12, 2013
Get the Belieber status mug.A term applied in suggesting to a friend that he/she chill the fuck out/relax.
The origin of this phrase is traced to the ever popular social networking site, Facebook.
The origin of this phrase is traced to the ever popular social networking site, Facebook.
Sam: Jeremy, bro! Where the hell is the funnel! Cannot find it!
Jeremy: Sam! Calm your status! It's over by that coma'd chick next to the sofa!
Jeremy: Sam! Calm your status! It's over by that coma'd chick next to the sofa!
by elmo1andonly March 29, 2010
Get the calm your status mug.Related Words
StatUps
• status
• status quo
• Status Rape
• statustician
• statusfied
• Status-Bomb
• status jacked
• status killer
• status stalker
Person 1: did you see that funny shitpost status video about those two africans fighting?
Person 2: yeah it was funny.
Person 2: yeah it was funny.
by Greymooo_yt November 30, 2020
Get the shitpost status mug.When a college student reaches the status of only being able to afford 14 cent packs of Ramen noodles.
by Prettytiffanyb January 30, 2005
Get the Ramen Status mug.When someone texts you completely random and/or insignificant information only pertaining to themselves, as if they were updating their Facebook status.
Lauren (via text): I'm taking pictures at my sister's wedding!!!
Grace (via text): Please, no status texting. Save that shit for Facebook.
Grace (via text): Please, no status texting. Save that shit for Facebook.
by wecomefromstars June 6, 2010
Get the status texting mug.*Person 1* Rest in Peace buddy
*status police* likes this
*status police* too bad you didn't know him
*Person 2* is still doing summer work
*status police* haha sucks for you
*status police* likes this
*status police* too bad you didn't know him
*Person 2* is still doing summer work
*status police* haha sucks for you
by kulas1260 August 13, 2009
Get the status police mug.by Rollergal September 3, 2009
Get the Statusjunkie mug.