Sarge

Sarge - shortened of Sargent but means wanker.
There are two sarges in the military
massage and sausage, and if you massage the sausage, you're a wanker.

Calling a Sargent a sarge means calling him a wanker.

Recruit: Hey Sarge
Sargent: don't call me a wanker now get downn and give me 20 you twat

by ElonMusk607 September 10, 2018

Snarg

Snarg is one of the widest known celebrities among the gaming forums today. Everytime he posts, people are awestruck by just seeing him post and have to make threads, "SNARGG!!", "SNARG IS THE MAN", or something similar just wanting him to post in their threads as it makes you more of a man if he does. Where did Snarg start you ask? He started out at blizzhackers. He was and still is today the greatest Admin ever, still at EoN. One day he was sent off to the War, and still finds time and pays money to keep his forum manageable. He comes on once in a while, does his duty, and gets back to duty. Pun intended. He is like a god among us, godsended from the heights above. Many people try to fake his name on other forums in ways to achieve a Scam. Snarg doesn't ever scam, he owns. He'll own until the day he dies. Many of us would give out own heart to him if needed. He's like a new cd, when everything else is to scratched to play. If you don't admire Snarg for his achievements in the d2 community, forum community, or just awesomeness, then you have to admire his bravery for defending us while watching over us. Thank you Snarg.

Snarg: "Apparently I am appearing at more and more game forums. For those who do not already know, I am currently in Kuwait with an unknown return date. It costs me $5 an hour to be online so, needles to say, I am almost never on. When I am on, I come directly to this site, mainly to ban popular members of the community. So, if you see me appearing on other forums, it's not me. However, feel free to download whatever it is 'I' posted. It won't hurt your computer, I promise..."

by dawhat December 9, 2008

Sarge

someone who excessively masturbates, to the point of genital damage

That balding geochemist in the lab across the bridge is a major Sarge

by DrSkeletor September 25, 2010

Army Men Sarge's Heroes

Possibly one of the best nostalgic games of all time. Sarge's Heroes is a game about the green and tan plastic toy army men. You play as a green one named sergeant Hawk or "Sarge" You go through many levels both in "The real world" which is the world we live in. Everything in the real world is large and you are the size of a plastic soldier. The plastic world is the world where the army men normally are. The plastic world is more real looking and fit to scale the army men. The Tan Army is the evil side of the game and your goal is to just destroy any tan soldier that moves. This game is a classic favorite and even has a sequel. I personally loved these games.

Army Men Sarge's Heroes Green Tan Lots Of Fun

by Jmick117 January 18, 2013

snarge

The residue smeared on an airplane after a bird/plane collision. The snarge is generally all that is left of the bird. Every day numerous samples are taken off of airplanes and sent in for DNA testing to help map out what kinds of birds are colliding with airplanes. Both the FFA and military have a vested interest in these results.

The DNA test on the snarge showed it was a pigeon.

by frick42 September 30, 2005

Skargle

Simply put, to gargle skeet. AKA, to gargle male ejaculate.

She refused to swallow, but she did a cute little thing at the end, and when I blew the load into her mouth, she gave it a little skargle. It made awesome bubbles!

by Cebbin June 29, 2018

sargedonut

A leg end of sorts and regular tts spammer in the chat of Aussie streaming champion TheMainDevent. Often know for his prowess with words while (ab)using the bits TTS engine. Sarge often drifts between motivational words of wisdom / spiritual encouragement for the members of the band, and blatant innuendo. Known to some as 'Daddy', he is known to a few fans for his sex appeal and dulcet tones. Possibly unhinged, but the lines are blurred.

Band member 1: "Did you hear SargeDonut's latest tts speech?"
Band member 2: "Oh yes, not only am I now going to follow my dreams, but I'm incredibly turned on".

by GiggityUnderscore November 23, 2021