Sarcastrophe

Punctuation mark: Umlauts placed at the beginning and end of a sentence used to denote sarcastic intent. Helpful for texting and email.

¨No, your ass isn't big¨ texted with great sarcastrophe.

by Brionco September 13, 2011

Starduster

Girls who sleep around with a lot of guys in one fraternity. The term originates from Washington College in Chestertown MD.

Dude 1: Woah who is she? She's stacked!

Dude 2: Bro she looks hot but she's a starduster. Not worth it, man.

Dude 1: shiieeet

by Frœnch Montanå March 26, 2019

Stairmaster

The other ruler of the world. Master of everything, including stairs.

Ya know Stairmaster? I heard she pwnd austoko in Halo!

by Stairmaster August 5, 2004

Sarcastard

Someone who is retarded at picking up on sarcasm.

"millionaire is the worlds greatest show!"
"i know right!!! i lurv it sooooo much!"
"uh, dude, sarcastic, you are such a sarcastard!!"

by argustuft November 5, 2011

Sarcastrophe

Text symbol '$' denoting sarcasm for those times when you fear someone might actually think you mean what you say. Note the difference between these two messages: 'That was a great idea! :)' and 'That was a great idea, idiot.' Now you can text the second meaning without having to type 'idiot' at the end!

That Breaking Bad episode made me feel so optimistic! $

Your skirt looks great with those shoes. $

Would you like to go on a date with me? $

$=sarcastrophe

by Funny Fun Maker of Fun October 3, 2013

starduster

A respected myspace user.

guy #1: starduster looks hot in her new picture.
guy #2: yeah, she's really cool.

by Joshuamonster August 13, 2007

Sarcastext

Using sarcasm in a text message. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Don't get butt hurt. I was being sarcastext when I sent you that message.

by michlau October 30, 2008