starfish

The action of placing your open hand on someones face and yelling 'Starfish!'
Used to annoy or when the conversation has dropped/ become boring.

Sarah:...
Alex:...
Sarah:...
Alex:...
Sarah...STARFISH!!! *thunk* :D
Alex: gahwhatthehell?!?

by Klepto_Koala June 25, 2010

Starfish

A sexual partner (usually female) who lies there like a star fish. Receiving it all but has no interest whatsoever in reciprocating. All they do is take, take, take. Oral, Anal but never give any, unless it will satisfy themselves.

Dude that girl I got with last night was such a starfish! I almost fell asleep after it was done.

by Johnny4568998654 October 30, 2019

Starfish

Just lays there while you fuck it, often because of money

Jon Scarce: Celestia Vega is a fucking starfish!
Keemstar: IKR she only gives a fuck about the money

by DarkDick January 17, 2017

Starfish

A lesbian who likes coochie

" No dude she don't need no guy, she a starfish!"

by Gayfart May 26, 2020

Starfish

Any of a class Astroidea of echinoderms that have arms that make it resemble a star.

Is that a starfish?

by JulianDB January 6, 2017

Starfish

When a girl, or guy, is too lazy to participate in sex, so they just lay there, spread out.

Yeah, we fucked last night, but she was a starfish.

by Martini Muff July 16, 2016

Starfished

Tying someone's hands and feet to each corner of a trailer while they are face down naked with a dildo between there butt cheeks and driving .

Torture method used by crazy woman in New Zealand.

Hey Hannah I think Wayne should be starfished ...

If he doesn't do what you want he should should be starfished.

by The book of S&B December 21, 2016