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spankerthon

Former olympic even removed from olympioc venues in 1768 due to suvere injury. This event was among one of the most popular games in its time, and is still practiced today at some schools and collages. It is a team sport, and a team consists of two players. One to spank, and the other to be spanked (kinda obvious) and the team that can produce the most impressive spank wins. Point go towards the accuracy of the spank, wind resistance, volume and the fatigue used.
Name an olympic sport cancelled in the late 1760's which included a team of two people and resulted in saw backsides: spankerthon.
by Ronald McWofflefag April 20, 2009
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stavanger

Also known as the Oil capital, Stavanger is located on the southwestern shore of Norway having a lot of sea and reminding American tourists of Dubrovnik when they come to bay from their huge cruise. Stavanger has rainy weather, but sometimed sees the sun too. A siddis is a person from Stavanger. Siddises go crazy when they see a little bit of sun and put on their shorts, t shirts, sunglasses and smear themselves up with 10 degree celsius sun protection.
Yo man what you wanna do today
Idk man all I know is we got plenty of options cause we live in Stavanger maen.
by OnajZgodni April 15, 2019
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stanker

You shit your pants so fucking loud everyone can hear you.
Dad i made a stanker
by poop pooass January 28, 2020
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cow-spanker

A dairy farmer or stockman. (New Zealand origin)

The man whom spends time with cows on their last night on the farm before being sent to a slaughterhouse. (American Origin)
"Forget going to this place called Walmart...I'll hit up the cow-spanker down the street for milk". (NZ)

Guy One: "Damn...that sucks for John."
Guy Two: "Why...because he has to stay late?"
Guy One: "No...he's the cow-spanker this week..."
Guy Two: "He is either going to love or hate that steak dinner tomorrow!" (American)
by Djgamer101 April 25, 2011
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forbes spanker

A prostitute hired by a rich person to engage in some s&m.
A forbes spanker was hired by Trump who then spanked his ass with a forbes magazine.
by LostFido January 23, 2018
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Meat Spanker

Rufus' pop is a dirty meat-spanker.
by Nick July 15, 2003
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hankerin for a spankerin

simply put u are hankin for a spankin
that hoe just looks like she is hankerin for a spankerin.
by runningman May 12, 2008
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